Im not in your head. I’ve recently come out of a long term relationship. Today I was informed that it was a traumatic relationship, and despite the fact I got punched in the face on several occasions, I apparently just dont know how hurtful “the way I say things” can be.
Take note, I was punched, in the face, by my ex girlfriend, not because of what I said, but because of how I said it.
I quote “you always made jokes that made me feel bad about myself”, “its not like it hurt you”.
Punching someone in the face because you have collosal insecurities is ok, because they can take it.
The subtext of that is as follows:
“You’ve said something that has upset me, despite the fact that you didnt intend for that to be the result, I will punch you, and If you complain, I will undermine your masculinity”
Thats women for you. Right there.
P.S It didnt hurt, she punched like a girl, the fact that I told her so may have contributed to her rage.
There’s also the issue of the Princess complex. This is a little theory of mine, which by no means applies to all women.
Many girls these days are fed on a diet of disney princesses and fairies and such shit. As a result girls are encourged to be princess-like, people always refer to them as princesses, they dress up like them, they idolise fictional characters and strive to be like them (usually requiring every piece of over priced shit in the disney store to do so).
As a result, I believe that a significant number of women carry this through into adult life. This ties in closely to self respect, but in essense pushes normal self esteem into the boundaries of UNWARRANTED self esteem.
Long story short it takes until about 6 or so failed relationships, or approximately the ages of 25-28 to stop punishing every boyfriend for not being the prince charming they’ve been destined from birth.
Of course some women have different childhoods and as a result dont develop this self obsessed bullshit, others never let it go and honestly believe they are the spirit of all that is pure and good in the world.
whenever my girlfriend gives me shit (always the day before she starts bleeding) i wait till she falls asleep, i then tie a string to the one protruding from her, now i get out of the room while still holding the string and with one quick motion i pull it hard. if that doesn’t calm her down, i wait till she replaces the tampon, and when she gets in my face, i just bend over real quick and tug on the string like a church bell! holding the tampon i rise up and smack her across the face with it (you will need to repaint the house). I guess i blame the tampons for her behavior, i associate the string with horrible fights so instead of taking it out on her, i take it out on the real problem! the tampon!
i once asked an Arab buddy of mine what does he do when his wife is menstruating,“the ass” he replied with a straight face! i then knew they are going to win and rule the west!
You men in the west are weak! Letting those bleeding pussies degrade you like that! i would never take shit from a women. When you described the text message on the morning i felt for you! that’s a horrible way to wake up and go to work! a man cannot be expected to tolerate such BS! seriously next time do the pulling of the string thing! when you get to the interrogation room sitting there with the investigator and your wife, go on the record saying "i just wanted her to feel what it’s like when she sucks my life bit by bit with this kind of unprovoked behavior!
warning:
things you read on this post are done by Mediterranean professionals not to be tried at home!
I once had a 4 hour argument with a friend that spanned dinner, a pub quiz, clubbing and the walk home after she took offense to me saying “if women can say, ‘Sorry I snapped at you, I was hormonal’ then men should be able to say, ‘Sorry I raped you, I was hormonal’”. We both maintain we won the argument.
[QUOTE=Gibbon;2606848]I once had a 4 hour argument with a friend that spanned dinner, a pub quiz, clubbing and the walk home after she took offense to me saying “if women can say, ‘Sorry I snapped at you, I was hormonal’ then men should be able to say, ‘Sorry I raped you, I was hormonal’”. We both maintain we won the argument.[/QUOTE]
A more valid point would have been “If you get to use that excuse, then clearly men are superior to women”. We take responsibility for our behaviour.
Day 3. Everything is okay. Fuck yeah! We sat down last night, she went through all the shit that was bugging her, I listened. Reciprocation, kind of, I was more bugged that she was bugged over fuck all, so it is hard to convey that, but the “talking” (read: me listening) helped.
Might also be because I gave her so many fucking orgasms this morning that her angry hormones were washed away by the happy ones. And you might think, “but battlefields, if she is on her period, how did you manage to… oh…” That’s right, you’ve just realised. Giggity.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2607013]Day 3. Everything is okay. Fuck yeah! We sat down last night, she went through all the shit that was bugging her, I listened. Reciprocation, kind of, I was more bugged that she was bugged over fuck all, so it is hard to convey that, but the “talking” (read: me listening) helped.
Might also be because I gave her so many fucking orgasms this morning that her angry hormones were washed away by the happy ones. And you might think, “but battlefields, if she is on her period, how did you manage to… oh…” That’s right, you’ve just realised. Giggity.[/QUOTE]
Bro, you are just the broist of bro’s sometimes.
But seriously, when you weigh up the effort put in, have you given more than you’ve gained, or have you made a profit?
When you make a profit during this monthly wargasm , thats when you’re a boss.
Put it this way, I had sex last night. I had sex this morning, twice. She says she wants to give me head as soon as we’re alone tonight, mainly because she wanted the closeness and intimacy of sex last night and this morning but is craving to give me head as soon as possible.
I’d say my profit margin is corporation level and I’m talking one of those dodgy corporations that cooks the books. I’m so boss, you can call me Seeyeeyo.
You’re a boss. Unless she ever finds out about this thread. In that case you’ve at least got a good supply of people in different countries you can crash with until she stops hunting you.
Im thinking over the weekend I might contribute to this thread by doing some mini memoirs of surviving a relationship with a psychotic bitch. You know, like a maneater survival guide.
It’ll get edgy, but when fighting an enemy that takes no prisoners, you gotta be prepared.
I cant guarantee that it wont offend every female on the site though.
dflanmod, your response (and many others crack me up). Sure, any man who reads this book may need to have his cock cut off but that could happen anyway…maybe by his woman who’s PMSing bad
Why is this a thread? If somebody I’m dating treats me like shit they get 1 warning. If they want to continue using their biology as a reason to be a dickhole I walk. I don’t rub their feet and bring them a mug of tea while apologizing.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2616501]Right, so I’m an arsehole again. Fucking hell, this stuff occurs exactly every 28 days. Never had that before. Cannot wait for this to be over.[/QUOTE]
Wait until she is up the duff - she’ll jump back and forth from PMS^10 to Endorphin high, often within seconds of each other. And that shit lasts for 8 months.
I have my cyanide tablet in preparation for pregnancy because I have seen Knocked Up (one of my favourite scenes is, “FUCK YOU, HORMONES, I’M OUT”). I’m not sure I can stop from biting down on this capsule right now, though.
