A club? Are you kidding? So I go to a place where the music sucks, it’s too loud, it’s on a shitty system that doesn’t use crossovers, there’s smoke everywhere, there are half a billion people in one room and you can’t hear a god damn thing the other person is saying.
Clubs are for fags who are too stupid to strike up a good conversation.
She’s been going through this phase since she was like 16. She’s 21.
How long, exactly, did it take you to make that shite up ?
you could always try going to a half decent club. hey, im not the fag whos striking out here, you are. but im sure noe day you’ll find some dried up old cooch that actually thinks transformers and tea makes for a sexually arousing date
I’m looking for more than a one-night stand.
Does California not have a clean air act?
Not that kind of smoke. I’m talking the kind that they spit out from machines for “atmosphere.”
Oooh…Sirc vs. Alex. Battle of the Tiny Penised Boy men!
Alex, you are the fag who thinks that his girlfriend is a virgin…LOLZ
Sirc, just turn in your man card. You are so not qualified.
we went through this before feryk, biology 101. maybe you were snoozing during that class.
how the hell does taking a girl dancing make it a one night stand? now if you pick up a girl at a club…
Apparently, you weren’t listening to the teacher, Alex. So I’ll spell it out for you:
1.) People have been faking virginity for THOUSANDS of years. It can be done.
2.) There are plenty of other kinds of sex than vaginal, but maybe you missed that part. Or are you part of the ‘it doesn’t count if it’s anal’ crowd?
3.) Who the fuck are you to even care about her virginity? Unless you are one too, and have been lying your ass off the entire time.
Oh, and Sirc has no penis.
A club/dancing is a terrible idea for a first date. Especially since she doesn’t really like to go clubbing.
:yawn:
Unless you’re a local big shot willing to waste a shitload of money on a date, you’re better off with loltea and transformers. Take a woman to club for your first date and if you do go home with anybody, it probably won’t be her. Taking someone to a club for your fist date is almost a guaranteed way of handing over your date to bunch of random assholes.
Sounds like the voice of bitter experience…
So, uhm, are you going to attempt to date the original girl now? Cuz that would be sitcom hilarity right there.
It would be hilarious. But very very very mean. I don’t do enough good things to make up that kind of karma.
I don’t think Alex understands that our clubs aren’t pussy clubs like in New Zealand.
Not any of my experiences, no. It’s the voice of common sense. Every guy who goes to a club is there for one reason only, (besides the gay guy who just wants to dance to lame music), and that reason is to pick up. What R tard who already has a date would bring her to a club??
She a seal or something?
Agreed, clubs are for dancing, and picking up strangers. Not realy for dates- well not first ones anyway. 1st date= get to know, ie dinner, or something akin to that. But make it a fun place, because it should always be fun.