Oh dear god, my life is falling apart and I think i'm going to kill myself

My internet drama is top notch shit.

What’s astonishing is that he takes a fascinating particular (i.e. you) and turns it into a dull general (i.e. loony rave chick dyke).

It’s like saying: “Haha. Marx was a bearded philosopher. Haha, beards.”

No, Marx was funny because he challenged blokes to duels, slept with his maid and had boils on his arse.

It’s so very, very sad.

There I was thinking it was because of that whole communist manifesto. I didn’t know all those things.

Yes, this thing is an blog with porno ads. Maybe he could take it one step further and post video blogs with porno ads.

Man, those guys suck at flame warfare.

I’m curious to know how you found that page in the first place.

it’s in the thread - forwarded through myspace wasn’t it?

Yep, for some reason I really want to see this guy get the shit kicked out of him by a girl.

I skimmed

Woooo!!! Two Kat e-dramas in one month (not to mention the porno)? It’s like Christmas in October!!!

May I suggest a Bullrush for shits and giggles?

BOOORRINGGG!

Thaiboxer Raver Chick vs. Kung fu manianc = entertainment
Thaiboxer Raver Chick vs. Guy who has a blog = only entertainment in the sense that Dos Carras Jr. vs. Cro Cop at Bushido 1 was entertainment.

Well done Jesus Fucker you’ve just increased that blogtard’s readership by x1000.

Poke around here a bit. There are indeed a few people who had their asses kicked in real life for being an online asshole.

If you do fight, you better watch out for the guy’s cross. That right fist must get a shitload of exercise.

He might be southpaw. That’s what you call it right, when you… lead with your left?

You shouldn’t sue. God was punishing you for going to Vegas & gambling & hanging out with gay mexicans! You should really go on the 700 Club and tell your story the right way, with repentance!!! :biblethum

Just kidding. Actually, I think that I’m traumatized by reading about your ordeal, throw me on the class action law suit too!

I only wish I could be as hated across the www as you are.

Me too. And I wish I had your rock hard abs. Do you only do sit ups and cardio, or do you use the ab machines at the gym?

I used to do 1000 situps a day but it made my stomach muscles big to the point of looking bloated, though on the upside, my stomach is almost completely immune to body shots. Now i just do the whole kickboxing thing and watch my diet to a degree.

And here I thought I was a hardass with my 340 sit ups…Annatrocity, you have given me something to aspire to. With Great Cthulhu as my witness, I WILL DO 1,001 SIT UPS AS PART OF TRAINING!

It takes about half an hour, pretty big investment of time.

probably I’d recommend just adding a medicine ball to your situps.

I iz kullege student…whut iz halv our uv mi tyme worth anyway?

And no gym around here has the medicine balls, they just have the giant, brightly colored rubber ones that some yoga people use.