Ninja Impaled on Fence

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Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence

SEATTLE (AP) – Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department Web site posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.

Witt says the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and that alcohol likely played a role.

His name was not released.

dumbass ninjers / weaboos. can i just assume it was ashida kim? :]

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I love the city I live in sometimes.

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Granted the guy was probably 80lbs overweight (based on the fact that he’s a ninja,) what the fuck was he thinking trying to jump in the first place.

God dammit, slim the fuck down and take up capoeira.

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One of the Seattle PI commentors had a good one:

…And yet another spike in crime

If he was a real ninja, no one would have ever seen him.

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It was part of a cunning disguise as a fucking idiot… ninjers are masters of that

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…alcohol likely played a role.
:ninja2:No kidding.:ninja2: