I think this derail needs to be Trollshidoed, but I’m not worried, Toby. You’ve threatened others on this forum and never delivered. You have a bulldog mouth and a puppydog ass.
That’s great Santa. That means I can eat you then shit you out in little stinking pellets.
And I apologise. You DEFAMATORY twat.
Yeah, they mostly are.
I was referring to it being edged.
So I might have to post all the IMs Tubby sent me a while back…fucking classic!
I don’t even understand why you come here.
Edit: Why isn’t he banned yet?
And now you’re back to the Hannibal Lecter fantasies. Terrific.
Your apology is accepted with thanks. You goddamned nutjob.
Hang on,
Let’s see…
Hmmm… thinkthinkthink…
WHEN did I ask for your opinion?!
OH I DIDN’T!
AT ALL!
:hello2: :new_321:
Fucking drone.
“Ay, Cleatus, thayt Tobeh’s a Gawwdamn nutjawb!”
“Down warry thar Cleym! We knows he’s as harmlass!”
“We DOOOW?”
“SHAW!”
“You have any evvy-dense?”
“…”
“Naw man! I dow’n need no evvydense!”
“Y’all come back now!”
Don’t you have an Obama portrait to be spitting on or whatever rednecks do?
Oh and Shoot Me Santa doesn’t seem to understand metaphor.
He is but a tagnut from the arse of God, only with less inspiration, as are all my opponents.
Little cling-ons from His arse, but with no Divine spark.
New sig, Toby?
Don’t worry, Toby. America hates you too.:usa2:
I thought he was gonna get banned. :icon_scra
Of course America hates me, but that’s because it hates having a mirror held up to it and can’t rebutt arguments because that would involve reading a book on subjects instead of watching CBS and FOX and the Discovery Channel.
Besides, making anti-country statements isn’t bannable on this forum most of the time, or dozens of people would have been kicked off.
America will never be as ugly as you are.
Someone contact Lily or Siberia.
Ask “How much for a Toby beatdown?”
Enough of the minstrel show, Toby. You don’t even know where Minneapolis is, do you? Here’s a hint: Your regional accent is way off.
I’m not Australian, but I know you’re not living in the Outback, nor within sight of the Sydney Opera House, nor next door to Paul Hogan or Chopper.
You’re a provincial little hick, Toby. You’re an uneducated, stupid piece of shit. You’re despicable, an egg-bound little man with neither the balls to exploit nor the wit to understand the forum he abuses.
Mr. Christensen, I’m just curious: why is it that you continually post on this forum even though your post will only end up causing a giant derail full of insults directed towards you and insinuations that you are chairbound?
I kinda wish Toby did live here. That way at least I could support any efforts to deport him.
He should be Uganda’s problem.
To answer the question of why I return, well it’s like a garage sale: most of the stuff here is broken, mass produced or useless, but you might pick up a gem.
Claw’s attempted insult is an excellent example of the generic shit around here.
Toby, the reason you return is that it’s unlikely you will ever get a better reception anywhere else.
This is one of the few fora where open physical threats are tolerated even a little. You get off on threatening other people, and on any other forum it gets you a chilly reception. You’ve probably been [strike]kicked[/strike] wheeled out of numerous fora for doing exactly that.
The thing is, if you do that here, we expect you to follow through. You never do, and you never will.
You have nothing but contempt for every user here, and your excuses for feeling such contempt are pretty goddamned thin given how little you have ever contributed to Bullshido. You do nothing but sneer at people who have done more than you ever will and are better people than you’ll ever be.
You have nothing to teach anyone here. You don’t know anything, but even worse, your attitude is poisonous, utterly unsuited to the pedantic style you try to affect. As an instructor, you would only teach the future to suck and the children to swallow. Of course, no school would have you as a teacher, essentially for this reason.
I have no love for tharuz. I trolled him into demanding a temp ban, and I feel no remorse at having done so. Yet I prefer him to you!
Go drown in a bucket of infected shit, you pretentious, posing nitwit.
Thank you for that, by the way.