Three section staff (never seen one in action) vs longsword is a frigging brilliant idea, but if Annatrocity is using a proper edged sword, there’s a good chance Rudy will be decapitated/amputated/etc. I’m quite sure there’s no legal indemnity against chopping someone’s arm off at the shoulder.
Unless both opponents wear traditional armour. Business like
Dismembered, not amputated. Alliteration is important.
Also, Tobes, in the real world, people used practice weapons.
I know you have no first hand experience (unless you deem your endless prattle on the internet experience) with martial arts, but I thought you might have got a bit of a clue, considering the length of time you’ve been here.
Yes sorry, bit early in the morning for me.
I do have first hand experience with martial arts (boxing wrestling weapons)
Don’t be so damn presumptuous.
(And before you get too finicky “weapons” means stickfighting and the use of improvised weapons)
Besides, the physics of being hit with a blunted blade or a wooden sword are not the same as cold steel.
Do you have a cape to go with your Captain Obvious costume?
Well I was just saying isn’t the same, whereas full suits of armour permit people to fight with full force, as per my local European swordsmanship and grappling chapter.
Obviously one is preferred over the other.
Anna could obviously buy her own, Rudy probably could too.
The challenge was specifically for the use of rattan weapons, as even hardwood cudgels could seriously wreck someone up.
True. Rattan makes it less exciting, but I’d still watch.
What are Abel’s vital stats?
OH YEAH!!! Tubby McEargrind is back in action! Oh the LULZ to be had.
DANCE FOR ME DANCE!!!
What are Rudy’s height and weight?
From what I remember (using the old method) Anna is about 5ft10 and weighs about 140lb, so what can we expect from the other corner.
by the looks of his ’ fight’ video he’s a dwarf.
and chubby.
but like many fat people he mistakes his fat for muscles.
fat and drunken people often have that delusion.
someone please photoshop rudy’s head on cartmans body while saying ’ im a beefcake!’
The only dwarf I met KO’d someone with a massive lefthook to the jaw for teasing him. He had arms like rolled roasts though.
I totally know what you mean Toby.
Like yesterday i was wandering through the western lands of Kalimdor (im an hunter level 39) and i was looking for some cool beasts i could make my pets.
I’m totally minding my own bussiness until this group of dwarves show up, obviously this meant trouble since im an orc from the horde and they are with te alliance.
I tried to reason with them since my experience bar was on a good 90% full, almost level 40!
(if you have level 40 you can ride a wolf and stuff, sweet)
so im like: hey guiz im not fighting you, you wont fight me ok?
those bastards said ’ LOL’ and started hacking on me!!
so i tried to run and i sended my pet at them to delay them, but you know, my pet was a tallstrider level 20 so that didnt help much.
I didt want to start over at the graveyard so i ran like hell, but guess what, those little fuckers are quicker then me!!
i mean, they’re dwarves and im a 7 foot orc and they outrun me?
whats up with that?
I swear one of the dwarves was sitting in a wheelchair and used modified weapons, he had crutches to hit and throw with, he had about level 140 which means you must have no life at all.
I believe he was from australia and…
wait…
what?
pm me, we’ll do a raid!
For once Lebell manages to be funny.
I prefer Second Life. A few basic adjustments to the rules in that sim and it would be frigging awesome.
I was referring to the no " safe zone" idea.
People who consistently misbehave are sent to a small maddeningly boring corn farm apparently. That’s if other players don’t kill them.
Oh and the idea that people should be basically human looking to stop all the furries.
And I’m no dwarf I’m 180cm.
No giant, but no dwarf.
I doubt he was schizoid. Schizoids are smart and obssessively organised.
Schizophrenia is unlikely, but he was disjointed in his writing but not his speech.
He also was quite upset about the fact that I was dinner buddies with a really tall chick who did SPM. I dunno why.
Perhaps, as crazy as he was, he could detect an obvious lie when he heard one.
I really need to punch Shoot Me Santa in his slandering mouth.
You inept falsely accusing fucking twat.
It’s libel when it’s in a mass-media print form.
Not over here it isn’t, but then I guess it won’t affect my standing in the community, as he is just one raving idiot making false claims that a hiding would fix.