New moderator announcement

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All, please join Phrost, jnp, me, and the rest of staff in welcoming our newest moderator, Diesel_tke (currently masquerading as Cousin Eddie).

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There goes the neighborhood.

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Welcome Diesel!

Now get to work!

Seriously though, thank you for agreeing to do this.

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Hey, thanks. I’ve worked a few thankless jobs in my life. It will be interesting walking the cell block that is Bullshido and helping to keep everyone from killing themselves or each other.

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[QUOTE=Nutcracker, sweet!;3057085]All, please join Phrost, jnp, me, and the rest of staff in welcoming our newest moderator, Diesel_tke (currently masquerading as Cousin Eddie).[/QUOTE]
Solid choice.

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[QUOTE=Nutcracker, sweet!;3057085]All, please join Phrost, jnp, me, and the rest of staff in welcoming our newest moderator, Diesel_tke (currently masquerading as Cousin Eddie).[/QUOTE]

This should be good…
Kinda like work, eh?

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Why the fuck am I not a moderator? I for sure should be a moderator. I’d be the best moderator in the history of moderators.

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[QUOTE=Devil;3057122]Why the fuck am I not a moderator? I for sure should be a moderator. I’d be the best moderator in the history of moderators.[/QUOTE]

Because then you would see all the secret threads they have about you. Oh shit, was I supposed to say anything about that?

Sorry, I’m new.

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[QUOTE=anthracite;3057125]Because your best thinking is done with your little head.[/QUOTE]

A brother has his way with women and everybody starts hating.

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[QUOTE=AprilRains;3057128]Yeah, people who say this generally don’t get to be moderators. If that worked, Wabbit would already be a moderator. I invite the community to guess how well that would go.[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube_share;GhxqIITtTtU]https://youtu.be/GhxqIITtTtU[/video]

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[QUOTE=AprilRains;3057128]Yeah, people who say this generally don’t get to be moderators. If that worked, Wabbit would already be a moderator. I invite the community to guess how well that would go.[/QUOTE]

But Rabbit is autistic.

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I can see you fucks don’t believe in me yet, so allow me to present to you my list of campaign promises. If I become HMFMIC (Head Motherfucking Moderator in Charge), you can all expect the following:

  1. Rabbit will be banned for life.

  2. I will hunt down The Question and bring him back as my sidekick.

  3. I will make sure this place sucks less.

  4. There will be strippers.

  5. BKR will not be allowed to post outside of Trollshido, since he’s not tall enough for the big boy forums.

  6. Everyone who votes for me will be paid $1M in Bitcoin.

  7. I will require Phrost to actually post here daily instead of forgetting us like his bastard stepchildren. Else he will face my wrath.

  8. I will teach Machette how to spell his own screen name and make him pay $10 to unfuck himself.

  9. I will improve the aesthetics and uniformity of the forums by changing everyone’s avatar to be identical to my own.

  10. Everyone will get a tag line prepared by yours truly.

  11. Rayce will be demoted to blue belt.

  12. Murphy will become my spiritual advisor and keep me from killing all y’all.

  13. Strippers.

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Congrats model inmate #132.

Now spill, has Phrost invited you to the mod only pyjama party??

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[QUOTE=Devil;3057132]But Rabbit is autistic.[/QUOTE]

Hell of a straight line, but I’m not touching it.

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[QUOTE=Devil;3057137]I can see you fucks don’t believe in me yet, so allow me to present to you my list of campaign promises. If I become HMFMIC (Head Motherfucking Moderator in Charge), you can all expect the following:

  1. Rabbit will be banned for life.

  2. I will hunt down The Question and bring him back as my sidekick.

  3. I will make sure this place sucks less.

  4. There will be strippers.

  5. BKR will not be allowed to post outside of Trollshido, since he’s not tall enough for the big boy forums.

  6. Everyone who votes for me will be paid $1M in Bitcoin.

  7. I will require Phrost to actually post here daily instead of forgetting us like his bastard stepchildren. Else he will face my wrath.

  8. I will teach Machette how to spell his own screen name and make him pay $10 to unfuck himself.

  9. I will improve the aesthetics and uniformity of the forums by changing everyone’s avatar to be identical to my own.

  10. Everyone will get a tag line prepared by yours truly.

  11. Rayce will be demoted to blue belt.

  12. Murphy will become my spiritual advisor and keep me from killing all y’all.

  13. Strippers.[/QUOTE]
    You’ve ran for office and held office before, I see…

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[QUOTE=Devil;3057137]

  1. Rayce will be demoted to blue belt.

.[/QUOTE]

That’s one way to win Worlds I suppose.

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[QUOTE=Devil;3057126]A brother has his way with women and everybody starts hating.[/QUOTE]

That was a quote from Granny Bill, bless her long dead heart.

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[QUOTE=Hodr;3057130][video=youtube_share;GhxqIITtTtU]https://youtu.be/GhxqIITtTtU[/video][/QUOTE]

That is the best thing ever.

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[QUOTE=Hodr;3057141]That’s one way to win Worlds I suppose.[/QUOTE]

Brazilian Blue Belt (even in your age group) equals American multistripe black belt, easily…

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[QUOTE=BKR;3057145]Brazilian Blue Belt (even in your age group) equals American multistripe black belt, easily…[/QUOTE]

A few Brazilians go to my school and one of my very good friends brother-in-law’s are Brazilian BJJ black belt that outweighs me by 50 lb and it’s got me by an inch of height. When I destroyed him as a brown belt it kind of blew his mind. He was up here visiting and thought he was just going to roll over us… He did not.

Ps please forgive the voice to text. I don’t feel like fixing it. You get the jist.