In this thread you will post MSpaint’s of the manliest things you’ve ever done to impress women.
Here I am one time choking a Lion with one hand and punching a Gorilla with the other… on top of Mount Everest, with a T-shirt on.
Being eaten by a Dinosaur while on fire and juggling chainsaws with my face when my hands are tied behind my back.
I am fully aware I suck at art.
i became chuck norris.
I used a robot to remove a cheeseburger from britney’s minge, enabling me to lure a cat onto the ark, because Noah had lost one. Therefore, I saved pretty much everything, especially porn and Christmas. Sorry Muslims. Srsly.
That’s not manly. That just makes you a bitch.
LMFAO
This is a very good thread. You have my permission to continue
You go ahead and keep hanging out in ballet studios and keep not getting laid. Or learn the secrets of Tongue Foo and you will get some axshun.
Fuck that, my penis is like a computer mouse. All I have to do is point and double-click and blammo, the folder comes wide open like an *.exe file after you’ve compiled it into a batch file.
i sat down… stared straight at a girl… and licked my eyebrows.
See Sirc. Told ya what women want. You can call me Master Sensei now.
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Yeah, that’s attractive.
That is hot , when compared to some of the Kentucky Lake Leathery Flapped Beach Lizards you can find round here .
hahaha. put some glittery pink nail polish on me and i’ve got myself a new avatar.:blob5:
I made her a nice breakfast the next morning…
That just makes you a bitch.
Not just a bitch, but her bitch.
Some girl didn’t like France, so one time I picked up the Empire State building and threw that shit at France.