Meeting a Master

We went to the NCMA toureny this weekend in Springflied MO and i got to meet and shake hands with Grandmaster Hanshi Lou Angel it was very cool

Choose A) Please elaborate on the happening. How was the tourney, did you participate, did you see anything extraordinary? Who is this Master, his credentials, his style, etc. Has he performed some sort of demonstration? Maybe show some pictures.

Choose B) Fuck off, troll.

Sweet! I bet you couldn’t wait to get home and make love to that hand of yours.

On Mr. Angel’s website:

Everything was reading fine until this:

Mr. Angel is a member of the Martial Arts Hall of Fame and was honored as the Soke Family of Grandmasters, 1996 Grandmaster of the Year

I know I can’t!

Wait, have I said too much?

[quote=Lu Tze;2400680]I know I can’t!

Wait, have I said too much?[/quote]

Are you in the right thread?

[quote=Bubba_The_SHY;2400626]Choose A) Please elaborate on the happening. How was the tourney, did you participate, did you see anything extraordinary? Who is this Master, his credentials, his style, etc. Has he performed some sort of demonstration? Maybe show some pictures.

Choose B) Fuck off, troll.[/quote]
A) there was about 100 people in the toruney, It was interesting lots of difrent stlyes and forms there, No i didn’t compete in it we just there to support a friend that did, yes we saw a few good sparing matches, Mr. Angel is a member of the Martial Arts Hall of Fame and was honored as the Soke Family of Grandmasters, 1996 Grandmaster of the Year

[quote=Yoj;2400683]Are you in the right thread?[/quote]Almost never.[quote=GhostofBruceLee;2400687]Mr. Angel is a member of the Martial Arts Hall of Fame and was honored as the Soke Family of Grandmasters, 1996 Grandmaster of the Year[/quote]Well, that makes all the difference.

Wait, this name sounds familiar… is this the guy who teaches his students to win point sparring matches by hopping towards their opponent with their foot extended?

Edit: Evidently not.

[quote=GhostofBruceLee;2400687]Mr. Angel is a member of the Martial Arts Hall of Fame and was honored as the Soke Family of Grandmasters, 1996 Grandmaster of the Year[/quote]And whoopie-fucking-doo for the Grand Poo-bha Soke Hanshi.

What that means around here is no one is really interested.

Hall of fames and Sokeship Grandmasters are bullshit.

Here … Read this you 'tard

He didn’t wait.

He made sweet sweet love to his right there on the tourney floor.

It was beautiful even when he was still stroking it while the cops were dragging him away.

Can you picture it?

Seriously, who isn’t in the martial arts Hall of Fame? There are like 15 members in my little pisshole city alone

I’m not

Obviously you suck.

I wish that a Sokeship was like a pirate ship, and instead of pirates, there was a ship full of wheezy blokes promoting eachother, high-fiving and giggling about all the gullible fools out there.
Then I’d get my frikkin’ kraken out and he’d eat them.

( you can view my kraken at www.ohlookitsalskraken.com/notitisnt/ohyesitis )

[quote=Chili Pepper;2401279]Obviously you suck.[/quote]Yes I suck at NOT being a Grandmaster…

Indeed.

I’m in a hall of fame.
I created my own style.

I was told I should do the whole Soke thing. I couldn’t stop laughing. Maybe I should promote myself to 10th dan too. *rolls eyes.

Really Bruce that impresses you? Come meet me I’m pretty sure I know just as much as the Great Grand Master there and you only have to bow down to me once.

LMAO.

[quote=Omega the Merciless;2401356]I’m in a hall of fame.
I created my own style.

I was told I should do the whole Soke thing. I couldn’t stop laughing. Maybe I should promote myself to 10th dan too. *rolls eyes.

Really Bruce that impresses you? Come meet me I’m pretty sure I know just as much as the Great Grand Master there and you only have to bow down to me once.[/quote]
How much will you charge me to promote me to 9th Dan and nominate me for Hall of Fame?

<bows once and grabs checkbook>

Hey… get the fuck in line !

I’ll trade you an 8th Dan in Sochin’s Pi-Za Goat-ryu for a 7th Dan in your STFU Kwon Do