I’ve experienced that when I get into fights it’s all big chaotic blur and I end up just throwing cheap shots and kicking downed opponents in the ribs repeatedly.
Sometimes I also get my ass beat this exact same way.
Never have I beat someones ass or have my ass beaten by someone using martial arts moves. Unless in sparring.
Does this mean that chaos beats martial arts in the heat of passion?
[quote=Handsome_Hansel;2149952]I’ve experienced that when I get into fights it’s all big chaotic blur and I end up just throwing cheap shots and kicking downed opponents in the ribs repeatedly.
Sometimes I also get my ass beat this exact same way.
Never have I beat someones ass or have my ass beaten by someone using martial arts moves. Unless in sparring.
Does this mean that chaos beats martial arts in the heat of passion?[/quote]
Based on your independant study.
Also when I observe bouncers in action regularly I can’t help but notice they go completely primal when the shit hits the fan. All their years of training thrown out the window. And a lot of these bouncers I am talking about are legit competitive medium-high level muay thai stylists
Yess, herr Hansel, embrace the powers of Chaos!!!
I recall only one episode where I managed to pull off a martial arts technique. I sneaked up on the group leader of a big group harassing my small group. I did a standing rear naked choke on him and the guy was out like a light and my friends took the weed from his pockets while I was standing choking him.
Nuts, I thought this thread was going to be about Get Smart!
Nonetheless I would like to know the sample size we’re talking about.
Hansel, you are on to something.
Stay on this path and in time…you will find out…about… the terrible secret from space…
[quote=Lebell;2149975]Hansel, you are on to something.
Stay on this path and in time…you will find out…about… the terrible secret from space…[/quote]
You have a bad back, does this make you a wise old man?
When imaginary people attack me in large groups, I generally use martial arts techniques masterfully. I was just now attacked by a large group of pirates and used your chaos methods perfectly. I was able to save the imaginary beautiful woman and everything.
well i do live up on a mountain…
If this turns out to be some kind of ad for Ki Chuan Do I’m going to be pissed.
So you never get out of the house huh
I think the OP has convinced me to give up all training and discipline in all aspects of my life, and go for Chaos in finances, hygiene, and driving, and even street fighting!
Thanks Hansel_Who would rather be Gretel ! that saves me a lot of time.
I imagine
[quote=KO’d N DOA;2149983]I think the OP has convinced me to give up all training and discipline in all aspects of my life, and go for Chaos in finances, hygiene, and driving, and even street fighting!
Thanks Hansel_Who would rather be Gretel ! that saves me a lot of time.[/quote]
no you should still train to be big and powerful so your wild flinging during the chaos can do maximum damage
But why does the willow tree do so well against the wind and waves?
Let’s not do the Jun Fan Gung Fu VS Jeet Kune Do discussion again plz
[quote=Lebell;2149975]Hansel, you are on to something.
Stay on this path and in time…you will find out…about… the terrible secret from space…[/quote]
Dude, don’t tell him about… The Warp…
he must learn on his own.
[quote=Humanzee;2150005]Dude, don’t tell him about… The Warp…
he must learn on his own.[/quote]
should he push or shove people?
THAT is the question which ultimately leads to…the terrible secret…
When I first learned the terrible secret I was both saddened yet delighted in a most chaotic way.