I’m sitting here reading through the front page of this place and all I see are shitty anecdotes that are bemusing me to fuck all nowheresville.
Jesus, nobody gives a fuck that you pulled off a whateverplata or some other made up bullshit thing in whatevers class. This is worse than if Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter had a baby and that baby inherited a corporate empire.
Not only do you suck at martial arts, you suck at being on the internet. Nobody is around anymore to regulate you dipshits, you gotta start regulating yourselves. Be more funny, be less stupid. This forum is a good chance for you to practice approaching people and ladies. With the way you faggots post, I’m surprised that your mothers didn’t abort you post-pregnancy out of sheer embarrassment.
[quote=Mr. Machette;2449017]I like the anecdote where you got your ass knocked the fuck out in a fair fight by a Wing Chun man who you’d spent months talking down to.
Classic.[/quote]
I got KTFO’d?
Which fight was this? I was pretty sure I was standing. Other than a black eye and bloody nose, I wasn’t KO’d.
Nice try though. You almost had me there.*
*note: in the future, make more references to how great you are and how you could’ve taken on someone with a 40lbs weight advantage. It makes you sound like you know what you’re talking about instead of just some chump on the internet.
*note: in the future, make more references to how great you are and how you could’ve taken on someone with a 40lbs weight advantage. It makes you sound like you know what you’re talking about instead of just some chump on the internet.[/quote]
Which fight was this? I was pretty sure I was standing. Other than a black eye and bloody nose, I wasn’t KO’d.
Nice try though. You almost had me there.*
*note: in the future, make more references to how great you are and how you could’ve taken on someone with a 40lbs weight advantage. It makes you sound like you know what you’re talking about instead of just some chump on the internet.[/quote]
Well if you insist…
STFU Mr. Vagina Man, I used to fuck guys like you in prison!
I would have used my 1337 UFC skills to blast Dr. Tu Tu through his own olfactory cavities, breaking the sound barrier, with my dick!
