Man, you queers make the worst threads.

I’m sitting here reading through the front page of this place and all I see are shitty anecdotes that are bemusing me to fuck all nowheresville.

Jesus, nobody gives a fuck that you pulled off a whateverplata or some other made up bullshit thing in whatevers class. This is worse than if Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter had a baby and that baby inherited a corporate empire.

Not only do you suck at martial arts, you suck at being on the internet. Nobody is around anymore to regulate you dipshits, you gotta start regulating yourselves. Be more funny, be less stupid. This forum is a good chance for you to practice approaching people and ladies. With the way you faggots post, I’m surprised that your mothers didn’t abort you post-pregnancy out of sheer embarrassment.

Actually that does remind me of that time I submitted a guy with the Aquaman corkscrew.
Good times.

What if that corporate empire was say a holding company that had a majority share in BP, Halliburton, and Microsoft?

I like the anecdote where you got your ass knocked the fuck out in a fair fight by a Wing Chun man who you’d spent months talking down to.

Classic.

OH SNAP!

This thread is such a refreshing change of pace!

It’s on now!

It is that guy again.

I like turtles

Are people still saying “queers”? I thought that kinda went out around the Roadhouse era.

[quote=Mr. Machette;2449017]I like the anecdote where you got your ass knocked the fuck out in a fair fight by a Wing Chun man who you’d spent months talking down to.

Classic.[/quote]

I got KTFO’d?

Which fight was this? I was pretty sure I was standing. Other than a black eye and bloody nose, I wasn’t KO’d.

Nice try though. You almost had me there.*

*note: in the future, make more references to how great you are and how you could’ve taken on someone with a 40lbs weight advantage. It makes you sound like you know what you’re talking about instead of just some chump on the internet.

Why don’t you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND?

[quote=Sirc;2449029]

*note: in the future, make more references to how great you are and how you could’ve taken on someone with a 40lbs weight advantage. It makes you sound like you know what you’re talking about instead of just some chump on the internet.[/quote]

oh mai gott…

Did you just pull a Rudy?

bwahahahaha!

Listen up porch monkey. Queer is a beautiful word that’ll never die.

This is dumb.

[quote=Sirc;2449029]I got KTFO’d?

Which fight was this? I was pretty sure I was standing. Other than a black eye and bloody nose, I wasn’t KO’d.

Nice try though. You almost had me there.*

*note: in the future, make more references to how great you are and how you could’ve taken on someone with a 40lbs weight advantage. It makes you sound like you know what you’re talking about instead of just some chump on the internet.[/quote]
Well if you insist…

STFU Mr. Vagina Man, I used to fuck guys like you in prison!

I would have used my 1337 UFC skills to blast Dr. Tu Tu through his own olfactory cavities, breaking the sound barrier, with my dick!

:icon_rr:

[quote=Mr. Machette;2449033]Well if you insist…

STFU Mr. Vagina Man, I used to fuck guys like you in prison!

I would have used my 1337 UFC skills to blast Dr. Tu Tu through his own olfactory cavities, breaking the sound barrier, with my dick!

:icon_rr:[/quote]

It’s especially good when you try to tell the person fighting how you would’ve done it instead.

Mm, you better be careful, someone will probably report you for racism. Things have changed aroudn here.

EDIT: Nevermind, too slow

EVEN MORE EDITS!!!

THREAD HIJACK

Why is Joe Rogan giving technical advice on spinning side kicks? He’s not too bad at it, but it’s very random.
YouTube - Joe Rogan demonstrates the turning side kick

[quote=Sirc;2449037]It’s especially good when you try to tell the person fighting how you would’ve done it instead.

Mm, you better be careful, someone will probably report you for racism. Things have changed aroudn here.[/quote]

You’re probably right, people can’t tell screwing around with someone from being a racist anymore.

Being that I’m a white redneck doesn’t help the matter either.

Porch monkey? For real?

Fail: that car on the right is a Mustang.