Example A;
though this seems to be potential shortcoming.
Dude – Are you in one of the Sth Am countries with Rugby played a fair bit? Maybe suss out getting something like this and stay pretty.
[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2706778]To the dudes making jokes: not everybody lives comfortable you know? go fuck yourselves[/QUOTE]
There’s a reason Americans are fat, happy and rich while you foreigners wallow in a third world shithole. Resourcefulness. The Questions says you people from Poorland are supposed to be resourceful. But it looks to me like you’re just crying on the internet because you don’t have a hat. Is this really a problem you can’t figure out how to solve?
As a side note, I have headgear to spare. I could send you a pair. Instead, I’ll PM you a picture of it because fuck you.
Post your address and I’ll send you headgear.
Honestly if you have an Internet connection and a postal system I really don’t see how you can’t get head gear. I got it in the middle of Kosovo through local channels before the internet was big (remember those lighting fast 56K modems!) I would cover the ears like Q said before but you can spare about $5 (most probably $15 with shipping) for a real pair of headgear.
I taped my ears up for 4 years playing rugby, and no cauliflour ear. Then I didn’t while wrestling and now I have the cauliflour ear! Sonofa!
Tape, FTW!
Make something out of an old bike inner tube or 2. Classy.
So I am not going to make my own…but what do you guys recommend hard shell or soft head gear?
[QUOTE=Devil;2706919]There’s a reason Americans are fat, happy and rich while you foreigners wallow in a third world shithole. Resourcefulness. The Questions says you people from Poorland are supposed to be resourceful. But it looks to me like you’re just crying on the internet because you don’t have a hat. Is this really a problem you can’t figure out how to solve?
As a side note, I have headgear to spare. I could send you a pair. Instead, I’ll PM you a picture of it because fuck you.[/QUOTE]
Problem solved: Relative in neighbor country is going to look for that shit if they cant pay it then he will just tap his motherfucking ears or look for rugby headgear.
Hexe: Thanks for the idea
Whiteshark: Dont worry about, but thank you really.
Gezere: Shipping is really hard over here but thanks for the advice
Diesel: Thats good advice.
Devil: Fuck you Why dont you read the first motherfucking post? I’m not the one who fucking needs it I thought the meme would clarify that this is not that serious, hope you enjoy “trolling” about other peoples countries you really put a lot of effort borning in the USA didn’t you?
The Question: Thanks for the solid advice and not trolling dude I motherfucking apreciate that
I’m going to send this info to the ex-aikidoka fucker who asked me to make a thread for suggestions when the BJJ instructors told him “no headgear here in this country!!! LOLZ”
Why didn’t he made it? Well if you wanna have another who speaks english even worse than me be my guest
[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2707421]Devil: Fuck you Why dont you read the first motherfucking post? I’m not the one who fucking needs it I thought the meme would clarify that this is not that serious, hope you enjoy “trolling” about other peoples countries you really put a lot of effort borning in the USA didn’t you?
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There’s one other thing that makes America superior to your shitheap country. You know what it is? Headgear. We have a fuckton of it. I may sleep in my headgear tonight, let my dog chew on it tomorrow and sling it from my skeet thrower and blast it with a shotgun on Sunday. Because Sunday is the Lord’s day and that’s the way he would want it. Because he loves us more than you. That’s why he gave us so much headgear.
[QUOTE=Devil;2707444]There’s one other thing that makes America superior to your shitheap country. You know what it is? Headgear. We have a fuckton of it. I may sleep in my headgear tonight, let my dog chew on it tomorrow and sling it from my skeet thrower and blast it with a shotgun on Sunday. Because Sunday is the Lord’s day and that’s the way he would want it. Because he loves us more than you. That’s why he gave us so much headgear.[/QUOTE]
Good for you hope you enjoy it while you are at it go to fucking walmart and buy some education for yourself
[QUOTE=Devil;2707444]There’s one other thing that makes America superior to your shitheap country. You know what it is? Headgear. We have a fuckton of it. I may sleep in my headgear tonight, let my dog chew on it tomorrow and sling it from my skeet thrower and blast it with a shotgun on Sunday. Because Sunday is the Lord’s day and that’s the way he would want it. Because he loves us more than you. That’s why he gave us so much headgear.[/QUOTE]
We are also in the Americas , your country is called The United states of America not AMERICA!!1! go buy a geography book NOW
[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2706828]They import tons of shit from Brazil.
There’s nearly $4 billion in trade annually between the two countries.
OP('s friend) wants to make headgear?
You told him to tape his ear, stfu…
You didn’t even answer the ?.
Watermelon ftw.[/QUOTE]
You, sir, are fucking retarded. Of course there’s 4 billion dollars in trade between them. Brazil is fucking huge and they share a border. And motherfuckers need to get that coffee and beef, son. But how the fuck does that mean that he can get headgear easily? Is he going to go to the motherfucking courier and say “Aiyo, next time you bringing in a shipment of Skol, I want you to drop by Anderson Silva’s Gym and he’ll give you a headgear, I need you to wrap that shit up and bring it to me, cool?”, and then palm him 5 bucks? What the fuck, son?
And the inquiry was answered. Taping your ear and putting a band of tape around that with some extra soft padding under it (The Ryu) is headgear. As is using a bandana (The Aunt Jemima). Think outside the box, son.
[QUOTE=Devil;2706919]There’s a reason Americans are fat, happy and rich while you foreigners wallow in a third world shithole. Resourcefulness. The Questions says you people from Poorland are supposed to be resourceful. But it looks to me like you’re just crying on the internet because you don’t have a hat. Is this really a problem you can’t figure out how to solve?
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Fuck yeah, motherfuckers is resourceful, son. You ever seen a motherfucker get a cataract removed with a bent 25 gauge needle? Fucking genius, son. A fraction of that overpriced shit y’all use. Same great taste, half the calories. Making radio and tv antennas out of clothes hangers and shit, son? Making a fucking battery pack out of a toothpaste box and 2D batteries you took out of the flashlight because you couldn’t afford more double A batteries for your gameboy son? That shit is real. 80% of them motherfuckers is McGyver.
As a side note, I have headgear to spare. I could send you a pair. Instead, I’ll PM you a picture of it because fuck you.
Ah, the excess that defines the USA. Just remember that after world war 3 fucks up all them strip malls and shit, you won’t be able to eat headgear. And I’m not giving you any of my yam, saltfish, or sugar cane.
If he can post videos online and start stupid threads here, he can get fucking headgear.
What is he, the OLPC posterboy?
Oh and fuck his teacher, evidence of wrestling headger in Uruguay here:
Yeah, that’s right he doesn’t even need to cross the border.
[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2707471]If he can post videos online and start stupid threads here, he can get fucking headgear.
What is he, the OLPC posterboy?
Oh and fuck his teacher, evidence of wrestling headger in Uruguay here:
Yeah, that’s right he doesn’t even need to cross the border.[/QUOTE]
Evidence? Sweet peas, I’ve seen aborted fetuses with more intellectual development that you have. How is a video of professional lucha libre motherfuckers with headgear evidence that headgear is easy to get?
Currently, there is cocaine in my city. Does that mean I can go down the road and get a half brick at the nearest convenience store? The fuck is wrong with you?
Also, while there is a lot of intelligence in the US of A, yours clearly never got through customs and shit after it shipped.
Easy?
Hahahahaaa.
His coach said NO HEADGEAR in the country.
I showed you evidence of same.
Do try to keep up.
He asked “Hao du mak hedgeer??”
I gave an appropriate response.
All that time he’s been spending on here, he could’ve ridden a damn bike to Sao Paolo to get some.
PS Stuff that originates here doesn’t need to go through customs.
[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2707491]Easy?
Hahahahaaa.
His coach said NO HEADGEAR in the country.
I showed you evidence of same.
Do try to keep up.
He asked “Hao du mak hedgeer??”
I gave an appropriate response.
All that time he’s been spending on here, he could’ve ridden a damn bike to Sao Paolo to get some.
PS Stuff that originates here doesn’t need to go through customs.[/QUOTE]
Dense motherfucker you are. That video was from several months ago. It is reasonable to believe that either a) they were destroyed in the wake of recent upsurge in crime or b) HIS COACH WAS USING A FUCKING HYPERBOLE, because that is what people do sometimes when they speak. For example: “you only have one working brain cell”, would be hyperbole. But only because you probably have 2 or 3 working brain cells.
No shit, either way making headgear is retarded, thus water-fucking-melon.
Besides if you look how often watermelon is used in demos of slicing, dicing, shooting and blowing up, clearly it is the fruit for the task.
Moreover, the entire world is in on it.
To wit, Nigerian watermelon helmets:
Australian watermelon helmets:
Oh look Canadian watermelon helmets:
and Canine watermelon helmet
