So a friend of my recently left aikido to start BJJ and really loves grappling but we live in the third world and has started to develop cauliflower ears he asked the instructors and they said there are no headgear in our country
So any Idea how to make one?
:ohno:
Here ya go.
I should have posted this in the Basic stuff
could someone move it to there>?
I have some suggestions.
You need to remember where the op is from, i think only the first and last ones you gave are feasible.
I KNOW they have watermelon.
This clearly ain’t gonna work…
Sorry for a lack of better suggestion I’m an evil person I know, but he could run some hookers or drugs until he can afford to order earguard via mail.
[QUOTE=RurikGreenwulf;2706603]So a friend of my recently left aikido to start BJJ and really loves grappling but we live in the third world and has started to develop cauliflower ears he asked the instructors and they said there are no headgear in our country
So any Idea how to make one?
:ohno:[/QUOTE]
Has he had those nasty-ass things lanced yet?
http://www.titlemma.com/content/shipping.aspx
These guys ship international and that was just the first one I found.
Pending recent legislation:
Since you have intenet access have you tried ebay? I just checked and they have some that seem dirt cheap there. Maybe not the best but better than anything you’ll be able to rig up yourself.
Aiyo, GreenWulf, these motherfuckers don’t know bout surviving with limited resources and shit. If you can’t order standard headgear of line for whatever motherfucking reason, what you can do is fashion one out of a cotton roll and athletic tape. Shit’s easy, cover the cauliflowered part of your ear with cotton and tape that shit in place. Get good coverage for the ear, and make sure the tape is secure. It’s what I did when I couldn’t find my headgear. Shit works.
If taping your hair up is a problem, then you can always use a headband from common cloth - and you can look like motherfucking Ryu from Street Fighter. You can use a bandana, and cover your whole head as well (and then place the cotton), but then you look like a bitch ass Aunt Jemima. Either way, your ears will be protected and shit.
Do that shit.
Whats wrong with cauliflower ears?
[QUOTE=The Question;2706752]Aiyo, GreenWulf, these motherfuckers don’t know bout surviving with limited resources and shit. If you can’t order standard headgear of line for whatever motherfucking reason, what you can do is fashion one out of a cotton roll and athletic tape. Shit’s easy, cover the cauliflowered part of your ear with cotton and tape that shit in place. Get good coverage for the ear, and make sure the tape is secure. It’s what I did when I couldn’t find my headgear. Shit works.
If taping your hair up is a problem, then you can always use a headband from common cloth - and you can look like motherfucking Ryu from Street Fighter. You can use a bandana, and cover your whole head as well (and then place the cotton), but then you look like a bitch ass Aunt Jemima. Either way, your ears will be protected and shit.
Do that shit.[/QUOTE]
Or- you know- there’s a few pair on ebay for $3 US. If you can’t get three dollars I suggest using some of that Judo to mug a tourist.
[QUOTE=goodlun;2706755]Whats wrong with cauliflower ears?[/QUOTE]
Avoiding cauliflower ear is good, so you don’t have to deal with these motherfucking inquiries:
“Aiyo, what the fuck is wrong with your ears, son?”.
“What the fuck is that on your ear bro?”
“Holy shit, there’s an alien coming out of your ears! Kill that shit, yo!”.
“How exactly do you hear with that mush where your ear used to be, motherfucker?”
“So how exactly did you feel when the insects crawled from that abysmal muck on the side of your head”.
“Why you got placenta on the side of your face, bro?”
[QUOTE=BJMills;2706762]Or- you know- there’s a few pair on ebay for $3 US. If you can’t get three dollars I suggest using some of that Judo to mug a tourist.[/QUOTE]
I covered that ordering on line shit, bro. That’s how I got mine. But here’s what:
Shipping is a motherfucking bitch.
Worse if you have a fucked up customs policy.
I got charged 110 bucks to receive some thai pads that cost 70. Almost fucked up everyone at the post office.
In all seriousness maybe perhaps this is a buisness opportunity if no one else in the country are selling them? You can probally find them for bulk at Alibaba.com can people still get a kiva loan fairly easily?
[QUOTE=The Question;2706752]Aiyo, GreenWulf, these motherfuckers don’t know bout surviving with limited resources and shit. If you can’t order standard headgear of line for whatever motherfucking reason, what you can do is fashion one out of a cotton roll and athletic tape. Shit’s easy, cover the cauliflowered part of your ear with cotton and tape that shit in place. Get good coverage for the ear, and make sure the tape is secure. It’s what I did when I couldn’t find my headgear. Shit works.
If taping your hair up is a problem, then you can always use a headband from common cloth - and you can look like motherfucking Ryu from Street Fighter. You can use a bandana, and cover your whole head as well (and then place the cotton), but then you look like a bitch ass Aunt Jemima. Either way, your ears will be protected and shit.
Do that shit.[/QUOTE]
Finally some real advice thanks man
To the dudes making jokes: not everybody lives comfortable you know? go fuck yourselves
[QUOTE=goodlun;2706765]In all seriousness maybe perhaps this is a buisness opportunity if no one else in the country are selling them? You can probally find them for bulk at Alibaba.com can people still get a kiva loan fairly easily?[/QUOTE]
I dont think the market is large enough to turn a profit, and yes The Question said it shipping is a real bitch over here
Dude, seriously, you guys share a border with Brazil…
I’m pretty sure they have that shit.
I don’t think you’re trying hard enough.
Making headgear is retarded.
Watermelon is plentiful, and stylish.
[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2706807]Dude, seriously, you guys share a border with Brazil…
I’m pretty sure they have that shit.
I don’t think you’re trying hard enough.
Making headgear is retarded.
Watermelon is plentiful, and stylish.[/QUOTE]
Absolutely motherfucking right. You can just walk across to Brazil and pick that shit up, son. Why aint nobody ever say that?
There are several motherfucking reasons for which that shit may be difficult to get, no matter who you share a border with. Simple shit like: 1) Economic situation 2) May not have a fucking credit card. Also, shit takes time to get, temporizing measures may be necessary.
Motherfuckers denser than the crowd of onlookers at the last public sex display I went to.
Outside your motherfucking box, homie.
Fucking really, son? You ain’t never lived nowhere where simple shit was hard to get and you had to invent some shit to get around that?
One time we made a motherfucking satellite dish out of a mixing bowl and some clothes hangers because everything was all fucked up by a storm and we wanted to watch the news.
Sure, we could have ordered that shit, but how the fuck is it going to cross the Caribbean Sea in 2hrs in time for the news? Not to mention motherfuckers have to pack and unpack that shit. You see what the fuck I’m saying?
I can’t remember if that shit really happened, or if it was in a movie. In any event we did some real ingenious shit.
They import tons of shit from Brazil.
There’s nearly $4 billion in trade annually between the two countries.
OP('s friend) wants to make headgear?
You told him to tape his ear, stfu…
You didn’t even answer the ?.
Watermelon ftw.