[QUOTE=BKR;3037858]Dammit, Sub, stop thinking about that, it’s gross and I am not interested ![/QUOTE]
Yeah you are…
[QUOTE=Raycetpfl;3037985]You’re such a weird little man. [/QUOTE]
I’m so out of shape. 6’ and pushing 170, again. I was damned close to 145 not too long ago…
[QUOTE=submessenger;3038003]I’m so out of shape. 6’ and pushing 170, again. I was damned close to 145 not too long ago…[/QUOTE]
You’re not supposed to be a skinny bean pole anymore.
Enjoy middle age.
Be armed.
Drink a bit.
Take the blood pressure pills if you need to.
Grow hair in strange places.
Lose hair in others.
Gain weight, loss muscle mass.
Develop a tell tale funky musk.
Ah the joys of middle age…
Embrace them.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]You’re not supposed to be a skinny bean pole anymore.
Enjoy middle age.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Be armed.[/quote] I could be international news, tomorrow, if I so desired.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Drink a bit.[/quote] Check.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Take the blood pressure pills if you need to.[/quote] Check, primarily because above.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Grow hair in strange places.[/quote] I recently started shaving hairs in my ears and on my nose.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Lose hair in others.[/quote] My knees are oddly bald, I believe BJJ is to blame.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Gain weight, loss muscle mass.[/quote] I hate this part. Gains I make in weight training disappear fast. But, at least I don’t have stretch marks.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Develop a tell tale funky musk.[/quote] Check.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]Ah the joys of middle age…
Embrace them.[/QUOTE]
My remaining grandpa hits 91 in a couple months. He’s doing well, now, we had a rough beginning to the year. But, I’m continuing to monitor that situation to know which side of middle age I’m on.
Excised from AOC thread, because maybe if I get my weird middle-age hair problems under control, she’ll… umm…
Yeah, not doing it. I not only am not attracted to her, her visage actually turns me off, and that’s before she opens her mouth and lets ideas out.
[QUOTE=submessenger;3038007]Excised from AOC thread[/QUOTE]
How dare you, you fascist.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]You’re not supposed to be a skinny bean pole anymore.
Enjoy middle age.
Be armed.
Drink a bit.
Take the blood pressure pills if you need to.
Grow hair in strange places.
Lose hair in others.
Gain weight, loss muscle mass.
Develop a tell tale funky musk.
Ah the joys of middle age…
Embrace them.[/QUOTE]
Still standing twice to cast a shadow. Metabolism or worms.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038001]Yeah you are…[/QUOTE]
Stop projecting…
[QUOTE=submessenger;3038003]I’m so out of shape. 6’ and pushing 170, again. I was damned close to 145 not too long ago…[/QUOTE]
A man’s gotta make a living…
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3038004]You’re not supposed to be a skinny bean pole anymore.
Enjoy middle age.
Be armed.
Drink a bit.
Take the blood pressure pills if you need to.
Grow hair in strange places.
Lose hair in others.
Gain weight, loss muscle mass.
Develop a tell tale funky musk.
Ah the joys of middle age…
Embrace them.[/QUOTE]
I’d hardly call Sub “middle aged”.
You barely qualify, if at all.
Joe and I, on the other hand, are very well qualified.
Although I suppose your lack of teeth and artificial joints might push you into the bracket…
[QUOTE=submessenger;3038007]Excised from AOC thread, because maybe if I get my weird middle-age hair problems under control, she’ll… umm…
Yeah, not doing it. I not only am not attracted to her, her visage actually turns me off, and that’s before she opens her mouth and lets ideas out.[/QUOTE]
Ideas, that’s very kind of you.
It sounds to me like you guys are letting age win. What a bunch of pussies.
[QUOTE=Bneterasedmynam;3038198]It sounds to me like you guys are letting age win. What a bunch of pussies.[/QUOTE]
Age will never defeat me when I have a shiny new robot body.
Bring on the cyborg revolution.
[QUOTE=cualltaigh;3038221]Lol, according to BMI (at 5’8" and 93kgs/204lbs) I’m 3.7kg (8lbs) into the morbidly obese zone and 18.6kg (41lbs) overweight. I’d need to cut off a large portion of a leg to get down to a 25 BMI.[/QUOTE]
My dick puts me 15lbs overweight. I could actually get down to my ideal fight weight in like 2 months if I wasn’t such a lazy bastard as of late. I’m 46 and I can leap down flights of stairs and mountain bike the same as when I was 20. I look like I’m incapable of motion though.