I CHALLENGE ANY OF YOU TO A LIGHT SABER DUEL.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME.
No Cutting off hands.
No hits to the groin.
You would lose.
APPARENTLY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE.
I’d cut you in half like darth maul, fool.
Seriously, you have not encountered force powers like mine.
HAHAHA, WE’LL SEE, I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS IN THE THROWDOWN FORUM, BUT I WANT TO HAVE A NO HOLDS BAR LIGHT SABER STREET FIGHT IN HOUSTON.
IF ANYONE OF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH COME CHALLENGE ME.
Do you have any force powers other than TYPING IN ALL CAPZ!?!!?
We’ll wait until you do something wicked, and then bring you to justice. A challenge match is out of the question. Like I said, you’ve never seen Jedi powers like these.
Not in Houston. Sorry.
I’ll kill all of you jedi. ALL OF YOU.
ORDER 66.
Don’t waste my time with Cabala-Lite!
I’m going to use my force powers to give you a headache.
But ah ha! I am the star wars kid! PH33R My 1337 p0werz!!!1111
I’ll stick my lightsaber in your ear BIATCH! And you’ll thank me for it!
I don’t see anybody accepting my challenge!!!
I don’t see anybody taking it (or you) seriously.
No one took Royce Gracie seriously either.
I hope my offer of sticking my lightsaber in his ear was taken seriously. Some ‘thermal gel’ leakage might occur if the first thrust doesnt kill him out right.
…oh God what am I saying.
Gracie has very little in common with this thread. I give your analogy a F. You’ll have to retake the course.
Did anyone else, watching the new movie, start critiqueing the light saber fighting?
“Why are they parrying like that, the should parry forte what’s WRONG with these guys?”
Would lightsabers actually clash and “stick” to each other like they do in the movies, or would they slide smoothly off each other like polished rods?
I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE IF I AM GIVEN A 2 ARM ADVANTAGE AND HAVE 4 LIGHTSABERS!
edit: give me any less and y0u=pussy
Oh ok.
Gonna PM me about flying me to Mexico to spar ya?
ALL OF YOU ARE PUSSIES, EXCEPT LIFETIME, NOW IT WILL BE ONLY ME AND HIM.