If he did this on purpose then I admire him.
If by accident I have to wonder if it were in fact a “Shart” and perhaps the turtle was touching cloth.
If he did this on purpose then I admire him.
If by accident I have to wonder if it were in fact a “Shart” and perhaps the turtle was touching cloth.
When you get to a certain age it’s OK to just fart in mixed company
As I’m sure you know
Pull my finger.
In the words of Benjamin Franklin, “Always fart proudly”.
In the words of @C.Gordon, “Never trust a fart”.