Okay I read the rules but not all the associated posts. I have read this thread, all of it. Oh my. What if I don’t WANT to get in shape? I am not interested in training. I just want to kick one person’s ass so bad that he can’t get back up. I want to find a way to train a few friends who also don’t want to get in shape, get a black belt, learn what MMA means or be able to recite a dojo kan. I am sure someone is going to say that I am in the wrong place. This is for serious people but please allow me to assure you that I am serious as a heart attack.
Allow me to quote from an official document.
HIJACKING OR TERRORIST THREAT
SPECIAL CONSIDERATIONS
WARNING: Any hijacking may constitute an immediate threat to loss of life of the crewmembers and passengers. Today, there is no best determination of what the best course of action is or should be. Always start with the assumption that unless the hijacker(s) are stopped, lives could be lost, even if the demands of the hijacker(s) are met. Start with that mental focus, as unpleasant as it is, then take actions and make decisions that may result in the termination of the hijack attempt.
The crewmembers shall be prepared to fight to the death to stop someone from taking control of the aircraft.
Although an immediate hijack attempt might only be demanding the pilots to fly to a certain location, it is possible upon reaching that point, or en route, the hijackers would disable or kill the pilots and other crewmembers, and take over the flight of the aircraft possibly to crash the aircraft into a ground object.
The crewmembers should be both mentally and physically ready to use whatever means, including use of the crash ax or other weapons available to the crewmember, to disable or kill the hijackers and their accomplices.
This is what I am talking about. How do I help my friends and colleagues? They are out of shape pilots and little girl flight attendants who don’t want bruises and black eyes. They are going to fight to the death in the aisle of an airplane or on the tarmac. How do they learn to do that? It is a one time and one time only deal if ever. But had they had this experience on September 11th the history would have been written differently. At least Flight 93 gave it a shot.
[QUOTE=Nawa Taipan;2564322]Okay I read the rules but not all the associated posts.[/quote]Reading comprehension epic fail.
I have read this thread, all of it. Oh my. What if I don’t WANT to get in shape?
Then you’re a fag.
I am not interested in training.
Still a fag.
I just want to kick one person’s ass so bad that he can’t get back up
Retarded fag .
I want to find a way to train a few friends who also don’t want to get in shape, get a black belt, learn what MMA means or be able to recite a dojo kan.
Go play a fucking video game then.
I am sure someone is going to say that I am in the wrong place.
That would be me. You’re in the wrong place.
This is for serious people but please allow me to assure you that I am serious as a heart attack.
Then move out of your mom’s basement and have one and put everybody out of their fucking misery. Don’t whine, don’t argue. You’re a troll and you may last maybe 1 day on this forum.
Allow me to quote from an official document.
And?
This is what I am talking about. How do I help my friends and colleagues? They are out of shape pilots and little girl flight attendants who don’t want bruises and black eyes.
You’re full of shit
They are going to fight to the death in the aisle of an airplane or on the tarmac.
Have I mentioned you’re a fag?
How do they learn to do that?
and stupid.
It is a one time and one time only deal if ever. But had they had this experience on September 11th the history would have been written differently. At least Flight 93 gave it a shot.
Are you done?
If I knew the answers I would not have asked the question. The TSA presents classes on the subject to Part 121 Air Carriers (Search term: Crewember Security Training) but I am not worried about them; I am worried about the Part 135 operators. Their air crews are excluded from the TSA training but believe me when I tell you that a Gulfstream or Challenger will do as much damage as a 737. Fag or not does not matter when it is that fag who stands between you and death from above.
[QUOTE=Nawa Taipan;2564336]If I knew the answers I would not have asked the question. The TSA presents classes on the subject to Part 121 Air Carriers (Search term: Crewember Security Training) but I am not worried about them; I am worried about the Part 135 operators. Their air crews are excluded from the TSA training but believe me when I tell you that a Gulfstream or Challenger will do as much damage as a 737. Fag or not does not matter when it is that fag who stands between you and death from above.[/QUOTE]Strike 2.
[QUOTE=Nawa Taipan;2564337]I bought the DVD but didn’t watch it all. Too much work.[/QUOTE]
I implore you to watch the whole thing from start to finish. If you can get a video of yourself up on youtube performing the movements and exercises, we can take over and correct you from there.
Don’t mind Omega being grumpy with you, he has a lot of new people to deal with asking him frustrating questions. I’m sure if you’re polite to him he will be willing to help you develop your Tai Chi you learn from the DVD into something ‘combat ready’, but like I say, he’ll need to be able to watch you to give good suggestions.
[QUOTE=Cullion;2564346]I implore you to watch the whole thing from start to finish. If you can get a video of yourself up on youtube performing the movements and exercises, we can take over and correct you from there.
Don’t mind Omega being grumpy with you, he has a lot of new people to deal with asking him frustrating questions. I’m sure if you’re polite to him he will be willing to help you develop your Tai Chi you learn from the DVD into something ‘combat ready’, but like I say, he’ll need to be able to watch you to give good suggestions.[/QUOTE]Fuck him.
Thanks Cullion. Apparently I was not clear. I don’t want to learn a combat art. I want to be able to give advise to a flightcrew member on where to get the training necessary to save their lives in the event of a hijacking. And if it cost them their lives, at least save the lives of the passengers and the innocent people on the ground. The Federal Aviation Regulations require this training but there is no where to get it. I really didn’t realize I was going to be “struck out” asking this question but to tell you the truth, I get about the same response from the local FSDO and TSA. Your government at work.
What the hell, I can’t sleep, and I’m bored. I’ll pretend the troll is just a retard.
[QUOTE=Nawa Taipan;2564365]Thanks Cullion. Apparently I was not clear. I don’t want to learn a combat art. I want to be able to give advise to a flightcrew member on where to get the training necessary to save their lives in the event of a hijacking. And if it cost them their lives, at least save the lives of the passengers and the innocent people on the ground. [/quote]
The one answer to the question "how do fighting?"is “learn to fucking fight” which means “learn a fighting art.” I know, it’s shocking.
[QUOTE=Nawa Taipan;2564365]The Federal Aviation Regulations require this training but there is no where to get it. [/quote]
Only if you’re refusing to look for the answer.
[QUOTE=Nawa Taipan;2564365]I really didn’t realize I was going to be “struck out” asking this question but to tell you the truth, I get about the same response from the local FSDO and TSA. Your government at work.[/QUOTE]
Imagine that. Everybody you ask is giving you the same answer. I guess everybody in the world is wrong. Oh, wait. It’s just you.