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Hi kids, I just joined the forum. This looks like my kind of place, where we get to stomp on bullshit and practice shit slinging.

I signed on to advertise my new, first, and probably last book. Which is about Bruce Lee’s actual real main kung fu teacher, who wished to remain hidden until he passed away. Well, he passed away, so now we can tell about him. His name was Fook Yueng, and he lived in Seattle, where I was his student for eight years. I also have been making some videos to help stomp on the bullshit, which I’ll share here too, once I find the proper forum for such things.

I think it will also be fun to tease those who think that competition martial arts, where the players are protected by rules, can beat someone who is well trained in the assassin’s arts. Absolutely fucking clueless

Anyway, I was a student of Mr. Yueng for eight years, like Bruce was, but he didn’t teach me kung fu, he taught me nei kung. REAL nei kung.

Nei Kung has more gigantic heaps of bullshit piled on it than anything else does, it seems. This is partly due to the way Chinese like to ‘hide’ things, from each other, but even moreso, from gringos. It is also due to a bunch of money grubbing amateurs, who are liars, who like their ego as much as money.

So we’ll have fun here, but first, what is the method of uploading an avatar picture to my profile?

Have a nice ass day. I’ll be back!

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I see, it’s going to take some sophistication to troll around here. My trolling abilities really get inspired when some idiot disagrees with facts.

In any case my specialty is chi kung and chi power development, so I did a search for a couple of highly visible fakes, one being Mantak Chia and the other being Western Mo Pai, and there appear to be no threads on those. So I suppose people here don’t have much interest in such things? I don’t know if it would be worth presenting info on those.

Another thing that is important to me is nei kung (neigong), taoist spiritual path of the warrior. I find that there are huge amounts of misinformation about what it really is, all thanks to a bunch of clueless amateur money grubbing idiots. So I want to present things like that. There are thread on neigong here already so I’ll look at those.

Is it ok to start an opening post with a video that explains things contrary to the generally accepted views?

How can I upload an avatar picture?

In which forum should I present my book about Bruce Lee’s hidden main teacher, who was a powerful chi kung master, and the amazing things I learned along the Way?

Thanks.

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HM?? Rabbit??

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040392]I think it will also be fun to tease those who think that competition martial arts, where the players are protected by rules, can beat someone who is well trained in the assassin’s arts. Absolutely fucking clueless[/QUOTE]

This is fucking bullshit. BJJ is the best and most complete martial art. Royce Gracie used it to win UFC 1, 2, and 3.

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[QUOTE=Holy Moment;3040530]This is fucking bullshit. BJJ is the best and most complete martial art. Royce Gracie used it to win UFC 1, 2, and 3.[/QUOTE]

And then there’s the real world. How old are you, boy?

Next ask me if I give a fuck about sports where people play by the rules, there are many tricks to use, and it is very easy, to take advantage of the sporty guy’s bad training habits. In my martial art we are trained to end a fight in ONE SECOND, and it works best against trained competition fighters.

I must say, this kind of looks like a BJJ forum.

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040618]And then there’s the real world. How old are you, boy?[/QUOTE]

The ring is the real world. And I’m 41.

Next ask me if I give a fuck about sports where people play by the rules,

Do you give a fuck about sports where people play by the rules?

In my martial art we are trained to end a fight in ONE SECOND

Because that’s how fast it takes most people to knock you out.

I must say, this kind of looks like a BJJ forum.

It’s a forum about martial arts that are effective in the real world.

And BJJ is the only style that qualifies.

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[QUOTE=Holy Moment;3040621]The ring is the real world.[/QUOTE]

Well, it is IN the real world, so you can say that.

But it should be self evident, to those who are not too egotistical and blinded by it, that when people learn to feel ‘safe’ because they are protected by certain rules, and when they are trained to confront in the typical competition way, that it is very easy to take advantage of those rules and those ways of confrontation.

And I’m 41…

Well good, then there is some hope for you.

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040622]But it should be self evident, to those who are not too egotistical and blinded by it, that when people learn to feel ‘safe’ because they are protected by certain rules, and when they are trained to confront in the typical competition way, that it is very easy to take advantage of those rules and those ways of confrontation.
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So I take it your gym is situated in the street, and that your training consists solely of no-holds-barred fighting?

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[QUOTE=Holy Moment;3040621]Do you give a fuck about sports where people play by the rules?[/QUOTE]

Thanks for asking, well, of course, for most sports that’s what it’s all about, in fact any sport is defined by it’s rules. However, when speaking of combat it is a special case. Of course if people want to fight as a sport that’s great, but when they end up thinking it is unbeatable on the street then they could be in for a big surprise. And by beating I mean killing or maiming.

I used to think that the combat sports and fighting competitions were really stupid, but then I had a great realization. I realized that most guys just want to beat on something, whether it’s the dog, the neighbor, the children, the wife, whatever, and the competition arts are perfect for them, because you get to beat on things without really hurting them too much. I’m not like that, I never did like fighting, so if someone wants to attack me anyway they will probably pay with their life.

So, competition and beating on things all comes from the ego, which is normal, I’m not criticizing anyone, it’s just that you should know that the world is a little bigger than that.

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And by beating I mean killing or maiming.

So you train by killing and maiming people?

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[QUOTE=Holy Moment;3040621]Because that’s how fast it takes most people to knock you out. [/QUOTE]

Yes, that’s one way to end a fight in one second, however in the assassins arts knocking people out doesn’t really cut the mustard.

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040626]Yes, that’s one way to end a fight in one second, however in the assassins arts knocking people out doesn’t really cut the mustard.[/QUOTE]

So how many people do you kill in training on a regular basis?

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040626]Yes, that’s one way to end a fight in one second, however in the assassins arts knocking people out doesn’t really cut the mustard.[/QUOTE]

Sorry, that is incomplete, of course, after you knock them out then you can kill them, it’s what we call a finishing move. You just don’t want to end it at ‘knock out’. For me, personally, knocking people out is way too much work anyway, I never even train that way, it is so much much easier to break elbows and necks and blind people. Then they can’t identify you in a police lineup. There are also lots of trick so get innocent bystanders to think some guy attacks you then accidentally slips and falls down dead while lil ole innocent me is just trying to get away. very important if it goes to court.

Not like BJJ, is it?

Anyone who claims to be a martial arts master and teacher who does not go trolling for muggers is a poseur!

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040628]Sorry, that is incomplete, of course, after you knock them out then you can kill them, it’s what we call a finishing move.[/QUOTE]

So how often do use these finishing moves in training and kill your partners?

Goddamn, it’s a simple fucking question.

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[QUOTE=Holy Moment;3040625]So you train by killing and maiming people?[/QUOTE]

No we just go to the point of being in control, where it is obvious that we have the "break’, so to speak. We go to the point, for example, where the other is helpless and out of balance, and we are right behind them with hands around their neck or fingers in their eyes, that sort of thing. It’s all very soft and yielding, we never block punches, we let punches go on their way, wherever they wish to go, it’s just that we aren’t there then. Never getting hit is the first and most important rule of our game.

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040630]No we just go to the point of being in control, where it is obvious that we have the "break’, so to speak. [/QUOTE]

So basically, you train under a soft, restrictive set of rules that protects you from actually experiencing any danger. And thus, you don’t develop the mentality to enter a real life-or-death fight.

Unlike BJJ, where we actually DO kill people in training: https://www.bjjee.com/featured/jiu-jitsu-practitioner-dies-2-days-after-rear-naked-choke-in-training/

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[QUOTE=Holy Moment;3040629]So how often do use these finishing moves in training and kill your partners?

Goddamn, it’s a simple fucking question.[/QUOTE]

Do you think you can fucking match wits with a fucking Taoist wizard, or are you stupid?

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[QUOTE=Starjumper7;3040634]Do you think you can fucking match wits with a fucking Taoist wizard, or are you stupid?[/QUOTE]

Yes, and yes.

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Picturing HM standing in front of a mirror.