Since IGBJJ mysteriously disappeared nearly one year ago, this form has been missing out of a lot of hillarious comment. So I thought it would be nice to somehow honor him but dunno what to do. So I decide to copy and paste all funny things he say on a thread so everyone can read it and remeber how much he has contribe to this site.
Fairy Ballet Cocksucking, that’s the English translation of Tae Kwon Do
You may start to see hair in your private areas soon…its normal.
I’ve said time and time again that TKD sucks because you don’t fight, you prance like faggots. You can keep telling yourself how straight you are, but when you “accidentally” find yourself sucking Master Lee or Master Choi’s cock for that black belt, it probably won’t shock either of us…faggot slap fighter homo
you can all be the front line marchers at the gay pride parade…
miguksaram,
yes, you TKD guys have such nice buns from all those high kicks
I was adopted by a gay couple
can I write an entire article all about how Asia and KungFuDoesWork like to have sex with camels? (Hey Asia, is that true?)
P.S. New Zealanders fuck sheep…all the time
got to give you guys credit, you definitely got inside poor Jamoke’s head…he’s running like Tito from Silva…now if only you could get rid of me, you all could live happily ever after in an orgy…
I’d have him bent over like a choirboy before he could recite the Ten TKD Commandments.
any tips for the molestation of small woodland creatures?
pussy licking? my cat always runs away…little bastard
you like to get fucked by men
who are you kidding, I dive in up to the elbow
JKDChick, you better not start sleeping around on me, eh? Especially not with some TKD guy, you’ll get quite the spanking for that, eh?
What gigantic pussy erased the anal thread? That was some of the best conversation on this damn site…
I’d be the shit out of you, becuase you wouldn’t know how to do shit.
You’d be his shit? That’s just fucking gross man…
My Ass is Sore and Bleeding!!! ask BallonKnot for the link to my pic
: do you really think someone whose name is “I Give BJJs” and has the gayest picture ever is worried about being called gay? Please think of some better insults…talk about my mother or something…
well I had sex with Jamoke once…it certianly wasn’t consensual though…was it young man??? That’s right, keep calling me “sir”…mwhahahaha
Helio Gracie could put his limp cock in your mouth after choking you out
“CrimsonDickhead”…lol
anyone have a picture of this “artificial anus”?
yeah I had a case of that once…nothing a little penis-cillin won’t clear up…
SAO ROMO, BRAZIL – A dashingly handsome young Brazilian male, named I Give BJJs, is under arrest for sexual assault of a semi-man, named Kungfoolss. Apparently, Mr. BJJs choked Mr. Foolss out with a triangle choke, which is sexually explicit enough. Subsequently, however, Mr. BJJs “injected” into Mr. Foolss various forms of VD, such as herpes and the clap. The method of attack used by Mr. BJJs was “intra-penis” injection. Mr. Foolss will, unfortunately, carry the results of this attack with him forever, as herpes never goes away, much like Jamoke. suckas…
Carbon’s ass is FAR from tight…I can assure you of that…
Romo Falls, Brazil - 3 LEGGED BRAZILIAN CHARGED WITH SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
(AP) A young Brazilian porn star, known as I Give BJJs, who seemingly has a third leg (which he named RODriguez) growing between his other two, is charged with the rape of some annoying bastard known as Kungfoolss. Kungfoolss attempted escape by hiding behind an 8 ft wall, which Mr. BJJs easily vaulted using his gigantic manhood like an Olympian. Mr. BJJs then repeatedly used Mr. Foolss as his personal pincushion. Witnesses report that the penis of Mr. BJJs was so extraordinarily long that, on extremely violent thrusts, the tip would poke out of Mr. Foolss’s mouth, much like a turtle peeking out of its shell. Mr. Foolss, a.k.a. “Human Shish Kabob”, is currently recovering at Sao Romo General Hospital, due to massive anal bleeding, and severe humility.
Carbon is hot when he’s mad…
Can Kungfoolss stop an oncoming load of my jizz with his eyelid?
I already beat Vega. He looked at me with his fancy claw and said, “I’ll sscratch your eyess out bitch!” So I shot in, took him down, went to North-South and smothered him with my ass. Then I put that…
I swear, you’d think my head was hollow by the way I can take a cock, but I still have more brains
btw, Tito’s dick smelled like Peedee’s ass last night…something…
I like to butt-fuck Kungfoolss with vegetable oil against his will while his pets watch in fear, because they know they’re next…
Try: “Only donkey-raping shit eaters do Tae Kwon Do”
Osiris has never fought NHB before, so he thinks his cardio would last 3 5min rounds, that’s why he thinks its bullshit…poor naive Osiris.
fear my penis my little fucktoys!!!
yeah, I’m inside your head already…guess where I’ll be inside next? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’ve blown a lot of men that didn’t WANT me to MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…just ask kungfoolss
I may be AN asspirate, but I certainly am not the screen name ASSPIRATE
Have your girl…or guy, slip her/his finger in the backdoor for a good ol prostate massage during a BJ…you won’t regret it!!!
bjj is for dudes who like other dude’s ass’s in their face.
DUH…why do you think I do it? Nothing better than tossing a salad to get a guy off his guard before going for the…
Speaking of “over the edge”, I’d like to be bent over the edge of a guardrail by a cop during rush hour on a crowded highway…talk about fuhreaky
Fatality Dragon rocks!!!..any of you other turds wanna step up to the plate?
I heard Canadians always do it doggystyle so they can both watch the hockey game…is that true?
grease up the strap-on…I Give BJJs is on his way to the Great White North!!!
I think it would be neat to be some huge guy’s prison bitch for a couple of days, without actually going to jail though, that’s why it’s only a fantasy
If Kungfoolss is really considered my “pet”…PETA will be all over me for the things I do to him…poor Kungfoolss
Forgive me, I’m menstruating. Actually, my ass is just bleeding…I had a date last night
I think Fatality Dragon may secretly be a bigger pervert than myself.
It pays to be gay.
only on the right street corners honey
I definitely respect how easily someone can get hurt now, and if I got into a street fight, assuming my life is not at risk, I’d probably go easy on the guy, since being hurt just sucks.
I’m sure you are having fun, on those copters with all the other guys, with all that power vibrating under your butts…
Is anyone else as turned on by this as me?
I am glad someone enjoy my post!