I'm Compensating for a Lack of Something (Something = My Penis)

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[quote=Squerlli;2163510]I was reading up until the part that included her buying you drinks.

You fail as a man, cut off your testicles.

I don’t give a fuck how broke you are, how sexist you whiny fagots think this sounds or if everyone else you’ve talked to about this has said different but you ABSOLUTELY NEVER FUCKING EVER LET A WOMAN PAY FOR ANYTHING ON A DATE.

Read that very fucking slowly numb nuts. Also, to any dumbass’s with sand in their vag about what I said.

  1. Yes I’ve taken a woman to a bar (in b4 ur mom/sister/grandma/dog doesn’t count).
  2. If you can’t spend cash between you and your date, you shouldn’t be fucking dating.

If this is some kind of unspoken golden rule of letting chicks pay when you go out that all you old fucks have then dear fucking god you mothefuckers are sad and pathetic.

this angry rant has been brought by guiness and my g/f leaving me 2 days ago

100% fucking true. There is a 0.01% you can change this.[/quote]

actually if you pay for everything thats all they will use you for and wont respect you. The man they want is a badboy or jerk who gets women to do anything to be with him including buy him stuff, he uses them like ragdolls back and forth and chooses who to sleep with and when or how many. Read this thread these guys clearly got it:
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=76111&highlight=

note no one there has ur attitude.

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[quote=MasterOfDeath;2164200]actually if you pay for everything thats all they will use you for and wont respect you. The man they want is a badboy or jerk who gets women to do anything to be with him including buy him stuff, he uses them like ragdolls back and forth and chooses who to sleep with and when or how many. Read this thread these guys clearly got it:
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=76111&highlight=

note no one there has ur attitude.[/quote]

Aren’t you the guy who liked to sleep with 15 year old girls? Yes you have a lot to add to this thread.

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[quote=MasterOfDeath;2164200]actually if you pay for everything thats all they will use you for and wont respect you. The man they want is a badboy or jerk who gets women to do anything to be with him including buy him stuff, he uses them like ragdolls back and forth and chooses who to sleep with and when or how many. Read this thread these guys clearly got it:
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=76111&highlight=

note no one there has ur attitude.[/quote]

No, they like confidence. There’s a difference. And you’re a fucking paedophile anyway so get the fuck off my mortal plane of existence, you sick fuck. Kill yourself already.

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[quote=MasterOfDeath;2164200]actually if you pay for everything thats all they will use you for and wont respect you. The man they want is a badboy or jerk who gets women to do anything to be with him including buy him stuff, he uses them like ragdolls back and forth and chooses who to sleep with and when or how many. Read this thread these guys clearly got it:
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=76111&highlight=

note no one there has ur attitude.[/quote]

What I think of you:

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[quote=MasterOfDeath;2164200]actually if you pay for everything thats all they will use you for and wont respect you. The man they want is a badboy or jerk who gets women to do anything to be with him including buy him stuff, he uses them like ragdolls back and forth and chooses who to sleep with and when or how many. Read this thread these guys clearly got it:
http://boards.askmen.com/viewtopic.php?t=76111&highlight=

note no one there has ur attitude.[/quote]

You’d have to be an egg to get laid

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how many of you like ladies who are moody, self obsessed, ambitious, and who would sleep with a director to get a part?

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every time I use my heart I am used for a purpose like money.

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I like boiz.

Alright, now I always thought I was fucking awesome. So fucking awesome that i wouldn’t have to put too much thought or effort into getting chicks and whatnot. I always thought that being awesome would be enough. Even when I wasn’t getting any chicks, I always thought that was just because either a) they were blind and b) I wasn’t realistically trying too hard.

But then I was looking at some documents that said chicks go for douchebags/bad boys/assholes/ possibly on some site called heartless bitches international. Now, I was reading that shit, then I realized that they were a bunch of bitter armchair psychologists who were just full of shit.

Then I was looking at how nice guys finish last and so forth, which is almost correct, but not really true.

Then I had an epiphany. The trick is to strike a middle ground (well, not middle, but three quarters), between nice guy and asshole. I was trying to find the right combination for the “get honeys” cocktail.

And so I will formally begin my experiment. 70% complete asshole, 30% insufferably soft nice guy. I’ll be a Jerk. Yup, a Jerk.

And when chicks look at the outer asshole and say, “You’re such a fucking asshole!”, I’ll say “NO! I am not an asshole, you misunderstand me.”

And when chicks look at the inner nice guy and ignore me, or toss around words like “friend”, I’ll say “NO! I am not a doormat, you misunderstand me”.

But, when chicks look at the assembled package, and say “You’re a Jerk!”. I’ll nod my head and say “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”. And then I’ll write a song about it:

YouTube - New Boyz “You’re A Jerk” OFFICIAL Music Video HD Extended / Uncensored *Skee.TV

This is going to be so fucking awesome. I’m going to set this experiment rolling this weekend, and I bet I’ll soon be getting laid! And on purpose this time, not accidental, like that one time before.

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Culled from L3.