Please don’t call me “sir” …I work for a living
Didn’t you get banned from MAP for the following reasons?
a) Aikido moderators were more manly then you.
b) Out of control twisted wrist fetish.
No. I organised the butt-fucking their resident legal knobjocky.
Map has legal counsel? What’s this guppies name?
And no that would never happen to me, JKD Chick would beat you down 
People who know Dim Mak have no heart. This is how they don’t accidentally kill themselves if they make a mistake when scratching their balls.
lol… is that so ?
Holy shit, how’d you get hold of my last work evaluation?
They posted it on the website.
RAAAAGGHHHHH GKR raaaahhhhhhhhhggghhhhh
I got door-knocked and the guy told me he was a former cage fighter.
I had it checked, and was told - and I quote - “only if it was a hamster cage”.
True story.
He was talking about the playpen his mom put him in for playdates.
2 babies,
1 pacifier,
Someone’s going down!
(for a nap)
Yeah, the big vein on my dick was thicker than the kid’s neck, and he had the muscle tone and complexion of veal.
I was impressed by the caliber of martial artists they are sending out to sell their no contact drivel.
Absolutely. If you practice your kata enough, these things will become self-evident.
(Damn! I couldn’t keep a straight face on that one.)
The only kata I do with with swords.
You tricked me into jo kata once… you know, the one I did while whistling “singing in the rain” under my breath…
LOL.
swordfighter.
he has “BladeDancer” on his XMA suit… the one with the sparkly hakama.
True story
Bunch of bastards !
Oh, do they tease you? It’s OK, they’re just jealous of your pretty sparkles…
LOL …
Didn’t a 50+ year old kendoka nearly rip yer thumb off with a jits-esc move ?
True story