Sorry… just realised I posted this in the wrong place.
Its all true
Well hey… fuck it, if no one is going to call me a retard, I might as well do it myself
I AM
A
DENCE
FUCKING RETARD
Have you been drinking? If so, was it any good?
Shall I call Mr. Jones?
Let’s bring in an “Elbowbomber” and an “AngrySpastic” to get this mess sorted out.
C’mon you motherfuckers, is that all you got?
Iamalion and Sifu Milt say you suck.
Why aren’t you off Iwama-ing, instead of berating these poor little lambs for not calling you a retard.
Harmony indeed!
At work and missing training
You, sir, have a short attention span and an insatiable need to change usernames.
not to mention in uncanny and inenviable ability to properly spell:
“Jealous”.
Sod off.
You must have a crush on aardvarks. Why don’t you go do pushups or something…
DAMNIT!
Suxor.
Is it “don’t grab my funking wrist” on Thursday?
Aikidoka are missing training during their training.
Oh, Tom. You wag.
we prefer pro-leprechaun
Grabs me wrist, boyo!
I don’t grab wrists, I chain-punch them.
You sir, are lower than the bottomfeeders that crawl around in whaleshit cesspools at the bottom of the ocean.
You are so dysfunctionally retarded, that you have trouble breathing if you think about it. I’ve known gastropods with more raw brainpower than you have at your disposal.
Cheers
as long is this is what you are referring to
can you serve one up for Tortelli?
would that be after your heart stops pumping ?