I play the Freudian Psychologist card!
I counter with a Joungian (or however you spell that) archetype!
You fell into my Hellenistic trap card!
Thankfully I have Confuscian armor with which to deflect any such trickery.
Your Confucian armor was nulled when I played Cultural Revolution.
Ah, but you see I have the Great Long March which prevents Cultural Revolution from going into play for 2 turns!
I counter astral plane movement!
There is no astral plane!
We’re playing under the historical/literati rule set and that means there’s no astral plane!
Keep this shit up and I’m telling mom.
Okay, fine. I deploy the airlift anachronistically to bring Cultural Revolution into play so I can use my Hellenistic trap card.
That card is so totaly borken it isn’t even funny.
:: hurls deck in disgust ::
I’ll do it this way then.
:: plants boot in Jesus’s face again ::
Mom! Tenshi’s beating me up again!
No, no no nononononon!
It’s ok, it’s ok, you totally are totally fine- MOM, EVERYTHING’S OK DOWN HERE!
Sssssh, sssssh, see you’re fine, totally fine!
Now make amends by taking me out for ice cream.
Done.
But it’s gonna be Dairy Queen, not Baskin Robins.
I’ll make up for it by buying a lot of smaller sizes instead of large sizes.
golf clap
Nicely done gentlemen!
You’re too old. I might break you.
Olorin I hereby challenge you to t3h de4dly Polish Gong Sau. First man to knock himself out or tap himself wins. Man up pussy.
Gringo Grande
Sweet! I now have my challenge match. And your rules fall right into my plan! You have no idea who you are messing with! I can head-plant after a failed throw like no one you have ever seen. I am ten times more dangerous to myself than to my opponent.
You messed up this time kid! Prepare to watch me hurt myself!!!
This is the funniest thread I’ve ever read.