If I punched myself in the face...

what strike would you use? i would use a 12-6 elbow or a roundhouse do the crib its in. or just a chainsaw, hell you could use a combination…what would that be?

I think id go left, right, left knee, right, left, right axe kick to dispose of a baby…what do you guys think…

I’d falcon punch your mom in the ovaries before you were born.

Then I’d hit the konami code to give you thirty lives so I could do it again.

[quote=whempleton;2138023]what strike would you use? i would use a 12-6 elbow or a roundhouse do the crib its in. or just a chainsaw, hell you could use a combination…what would that be?

I think id go left, right, left knee, right, left, right axe kick to dispose of a baby…what do you guys think…[/quote]
I think you misread the forum description.
This is for general martial arts discussion and/or comedy.
Your post has neither.

Just think: the need to post this thread is what motivated him to register…

Silver linings and all that?

This guy is worse than me.

[quote=sochin101;2138033]I think you misread the forum description.
This is for general martial arts discussion and/or comedy.
Your post has neither.[/quote]

Tee Hee, Sochin said “neither”. I think its pronounced “neither”.

Wow. Thanks man. My spellchecker didn’t pick that up.
Let me put a wiki link in to explain that I meant something different so no-one realises I’m a total dumb-ass. Too late?

I’m pleased I didn’t recommend throwing a tomato at the OP, right?

[quote=sochin101;2138070]Wow. Thanks man. My spellchecker didn’t pick that up.
Let me put a wiki link in to explain that I meant something different so no-one realises I’m a total dumb-ass. Too late?

I’m pleased I didn’t recommend throwing a tomato at the OP, right?[/quote]

Hey dont go all “Is It Fake” on me…I was just trying to help.

edit Its “tomato”…sorry.

edit Its “tomato”…sorry.

No problem. Constructive, helpful criticism I can take. It’s when it’s not either that I get pissy.

Sorry, either.
LOL.

[quote=sochin101;2138106]No problem. Constructive, helpful criticism I can take. It’s when it’s not either that I get pissy.

Sorry, either.
LOL.[/quote]

LOLOLOLOL.:qgreenjum