If you get any calls at 4 am consisting of heavy breathing and the sound of a tenderloin slapping repeatedly against a linoleum floor…It wasn’t me, I swear.
i demand drunken party pics. you can’t truly be wingmen until you roll with Maverick (hurr hurr top gun joke who gets to be iceman). The Scrapper, Buddhist Bouncer, The Azerbaijan TKD master, The Blind wrestler and The Ninja. It’s like a comic book.