Theres this punk bitch that wants to fight me and i know hes gunna use kung fu
i dont exactly know what kind
but ive never fought a kung fu dude
i did tae kwon do for 3 years and now do mma
any tips on what to do and what not to
he says he all good and shit but i think its just false confidence
well
thanks
p.s. i have longer reach then him
One should not go into this thinking there is but one way to win. One should go into this with an open mind considering all possibilities, which is the only way you will truely see.
Will you have this video taped for analysis?
You gotta be fast as lightnin’.
ill hopfully have a video of it
i just wanna know if theres anything i should know about kung fu b4 i do sumthing stupid
'pends on the style. Lots of varieties of kung-fu. Some good, some bad.
Well, you’re in luck buddy, there is a 90% chance that his kung-fu isn’t very good. That’s coming from someone that trains in kung-fu styles.
Do you know the particular style of fu this guy does?
I wish you luck.
Gong fu is an ancient and deadly art, by many accounts.
I suggest you read the Art of War by Sun Zoo. This will help you know thine self and thy emeny. Knowing is powerful.
Does he only train kung fu? or has he trained anything else in the past?
I don’t know much about kung fu but if you’re training MMA i’d say take him to the ground (if you’re comfortable there) especially if TKD is your primary standup (i’ve seen/heard nothing but bad things about TKD…especially here at bullshido)
If you’re training MMA hopefully your training some JJ.
snitchkilla, you are going to lose. You do mma which is an sport. You are not prepared for teh d43dl3y str33t. :dead:
Too late.
I’d suggest paying attention in school, or if you’ve left already perhaps a remedial English course.
A kung fu fighter generates his chi in his dantian (about 2 inches below his stomach). Your only goal should be disrupting his chi. You need to hit him in a specific part of his body depending on what time of the day you fight. It’s all very complicated.
If you fight between:
6am - 12pm: Hit him in the kidney followed by a phoenix eye fist to the temple. He should experience liver failure within 11 minutes.
12pm - 6pm: Strike to the back of the knee followed by an uppercut to the solo plexis. This will overload his auto-immune system and he will experience total gastro-intestinal shut down within 24 minutes.
6pm - 6 am: Strike to throat followed by striking him in the lower right calf. This will cause his respiratory system to malfunction and he will begin throwing up and shitting his pants simultaneously within 1 hour.
Good luck!
only kung fu can defeat kung fu.
i bet your kung fu is weak.
nope i dont know shit about kung fu
What in mma have you specifically been training in? bjj? wrestling? boxing? mt? what are you most comfortable with in your mma training?
…and keep a stiff upper lip, don’t wet yerself
because, really, they can be
…a little bit fright’nin!
boxing and wrestling
i know some jj takedowns
Take him down GNP.
You’ve got to become a ninja.
Ninjas have a better Safety Roll against Chi Blasts than MMA Meatheads (which only get a roll for half-damage).
If you’re confident enough in your wrestling i’d say shoot, slam and gnp.
If your wrestling sucks use your TKD and tornado kick him in the balls.
That is the funniest thing I have read all day. It is only 8am here though, so I’ll keep hoping and waiting for something even better. Good post!
for the OP. Wait for the jab, double leg, side mount, GNP fTW.
hire a ninja and move this thread to YMAS.