I nearly lost it yesterday in a "size and strength don't mean shinola" discussion

I was talking to my buddy about weightlifting, about how there has been this new member in my gym, a crazy jacked Armenian. The guy can clean and jerk 160 kg/352lbs at 85 kg bw and looks all scary with “JESUS DIOS MIO” (sp?) tattoos on both shoulders and scars all over his face and body.

Then two drunk faggots who apparently knew my buddy joined the conversation and went all SIZE DONT MEAN SHIT DUDE on me ruining the story I wanted to tell.

He kept going on about a skinny guy could beat up a really large muscular man etc etc. Of course he was very skinnyfat, 19 years old and looked like he couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag.

Then to back up his “skinny guys are dangerous” arguments he said “look at ernesto hoost” i nearly choked on my drink, ernesto hoost is skinny now? apparently crocop is also skinny he said… liquid x is one hell of a drug…

The problem was the guy wouldn’t shut the fuck up, while I just wanted to my buddy about weightlifting, not about insecure skinnyfat beerpeople.

I then said not every “skinny” guy who does martial arts is ramon dekkers, for example the boyfriend of a chick in my gym is skinny and does karate. The chick was fucked by this guy at some competition and he keeps sending her messages how he loves her 'n shit

I said that even though the skinny guy does karate he would most likely get raped by this world champion weightlifter.

Then the drunk guy went on to say he could take any world champion weightlifter because they are slow like bricklayers or people who push wheelbarrows all day.

I started losing my temper and told him so you can take me on with ease right? and the guy was all “i didn’t say that this that” backing up like a lil’ faggot.

God I hate this shit

Could you fit anymore vapid generalizations into that story?

He’s a douche, you’re a douche. That is all, carry on.

[quote=conceited;2155987]Could you fit anymore vapid generalizations into that story?

He’s a douche, you’re a douche. That is all, carry on.[/quote]
this is a douche

you dont need weightlifting, you need real life experience.

How do I get this without getting a criminal record and throwing my life away?

all you guys are wrong.

a white belt chunner could kick all those big and skilled people. the only person a chunner cant take is a more skilled chunner.
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[quote=Mesteren;2155995]all you guys are wrong.

a white belt chunner could kick all those big and skilled people. the only person a chunner cant take is a more skilled chunner.
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I said life experience not a criminal record.

Another phrase that means the same would be “Growing up”

Back in the day when they had the open weight class in Judo. There was never an open weight all Japan Champion who weighed less than 170-175.

Size and strength do matter.

[quote=Mtripp;2155998]Back in the day when they had the open weight class in Judo. There was never an open weight all Japan Champion who weighed less than 170-175.

Size and strength do matter.[/quote]

excellent.

eats pies

He doesn’t need weightlifting, he needs real life vagina.

women weaken legs

Hansel why are you so angry?

Which sucks unless I lift a shit load of weight I’ll never win an open wieght competition.

What’s his name? A C&J like that makes him good enough to go to the Euro Champs http://www.iwf.net/results/results_results.php?placecod=17

Dunno about that, in France they have 85 kg black guys clean and jerking 200 kg (serious)

That’s not my point. With numbers like that he’s an elite athlete that google should be able to find. Or you’re ful of shit.

he doesn’t have documents, how the fuk are u going to find him on google

Do you mean he’s an undocumented immigrant? If he has a name and has competed in elite level competitions (which any guy who can C&J that much at that weight should have) google will find him.

If he has ever done any weightlifting competition ever then with those numbers he probably won it handily and would be listed on google. I have a hard time believing that a dude who can clean that would be doing cleans for shits and giggles and never compete…
This reinforces my opinion of you as a twat.