I just had the wildest sex of my life

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I got into a big fight with my fiancee. She gave me back the ring and everything. It was pretty much the worst moment of my life.

Fast forward 4 hours later, we are in a parking lot and I rip apart her shirt. I am kissing, likcing, sucking all over her upper body and neck. Then I grabbed her by the face and gave her a slap. I don’t know why (probably because I was mad) but I slapped her again and she starts kssing me a again and whispers to me how she is such a dirty girl and she should be punished.

In my mind I am thinking “WTF is going on here?! This girl was ready to kick me to the curb and now this?! What am I doing?!”

In the car ride back to her place I am driving with my hand between her legs weaving in and out of traffic and she keeps telling me she is such a pervert. I do not know what came over me but I slapped her again and told her I was going to make her my own personal fuck toy.

I just got done fucking her three times in a row doing stuff I only saw on the internet. There was slapping, spitting, biting, namecalling (but no anal).

I am in a state of shock right now. But I feel I have just learned what real make up sex is.
I am tired, sweaty, shocked, and a little ashamed and I just wanted everyone to know.

Goodnight!

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That’s the funniest shit I’ve seen or heard all day.

So has sex ever been like that before? With her I mean? Or is this really odd and new territory?

High five?

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

:needpics:

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???

This is either the best or worest thread I’ve ever read… where the fuck is Lebell when we need him (which is a first in its self).

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Wow! Thats not how everyone does it? I thought it was normal for all this stuff to happen? Oh well, I guess I am a pervert.

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Yeah Right! Turn off the porn, quit dreaming and figure out how you’re going to get the slippery dick off your keyboard! The wildest piece of ass you’ve ever had was when you’re finger slipped through the toilet paper.
:5bullwhip

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Dear Penthouse letters, you’ll never believe what happened to me…

…

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I am going to add this quote to my repertoire of witty comebacks, just so you know.

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this is the wildest sex youve had? tame bro. i dont even consider it sex unless i bleed at some point

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Go Alex!

Plus people who have sex (with someone else, who’s alive) don’t post on the internet.

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exactly.

first of all, been there done that…thats warming up stuff for me.

you made the first step on the long road that is mastering make up sex.
soon you’ll discover she’ll have to make up with the german shephard and the donkey too (if you have a good woman).
Foreign objects will come into play and eventually even midgets and a snowwhite dress.
No anal is a big no no, make up sex always has anal, in fact you could use one of the dwarfs for this.

but let me ask something here: you just had in your opinion great sex and right afterwards you switch on your computer, log onto bullshido and post about it?
whats wrong with you?!

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I can see the thought process there…man that was awesome…I’m all sweaty now…I can hardly walk…what was she doing with her finger in my…HEY BETTER GET ON BULLSHIDO AND TELL EVERYONE…

Perfectly believable.

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+rep to the first person who traces down the website from which the OP copy-pasted his contribution…

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You’d have to scrape the contribution from his keyboard. By now, it’s pretty well copy-pasted.

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No poop sex! what the f@ck?:homo:

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So you wait until your time of the month before you give it up?

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That barely even got anti-semitic!

This is full of childs play.

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I think you can track down the OP from Greek pottery.

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What an empty life someone would have to have for them to come straight online and tell a bunch of arseholes about their sex life.

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Fixed it.

Also, there’s me and other decent human beings reading along with the assholes too, you know.