you’re mistaken
Evidently, I have a man-crush on you.
Muaythai is a TMA? LMAO!
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the
dawn of history…
There lived a strange race of people…the Thais.
No one knows who they were, or what they were doing…
but their legacy remains…
hewn into the living rock of Lumbini Gardens…
Thailand, where the Burmese fell
Where the Tigers live and they do live well
Thailand!
Where a man isn’y Gay, and the children dance to
the Ram Muay.
And you my love, won’t you take my hand
We’ll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dragons fly and nak muay bow
I will take you there
I will show you how
That’s a beautiful peom. Thank you.
You’re welcome.
Working on a fight farm
Trying to raise some hard cash
Bustin’ out my cock tat
Savin’ MMA
Grapplin’ in the Ken house
Really just a meatbag
Slipping out the back door
collectin’ my pay
Sable, woman, I’m gonna mow you down
Sable, woman, I’ll rake and hoe you down
Sable, woman, don’t you see my silo rising high?
Working on a fight farm
Breaking down the cage door
Bothering your fan base
I know what they need
Working up a hot sweat
Crouching on your last champ
Plowing through your heavy weights
Planting my seed
Sable, woman, I’ll be your hired hand
Sable, woman, I’ll let my offer stand
Sable, woman, don’t you hear my tractor rumbling by?
Working on a fight farm
Trying to raise some hard cash
Bustin’ out my cock tat
Savin’ MMA
how long did it take you to come up with those, war wheel? Do you have a lot of time on your hands or are you just gifted? lol, nice renditions.
okay.
Oh, what the hell? 135 posts and the OP still doesn’t get the point of this site? I declare this thread to be lame. Minus the poetry. Can someone describe how ghey the OP is in the form of a haiku?
OP is so clueless.
Lurk more, post less, he should’ve.
Please cock-punch him now.
Saying MMA is inferior to TMAs because TMAs came first is like saying a car is inferior to a horse because the horse came first.
Also, every time I read a post from Psycho Dad I get distracted… for some reason.
[quote=karma2343;2179589]
Also, every time I read a post from Psycho Dad I get distracted… for some reason.[/quote]
QFT.
Poems would get rep but something’s spazzy on my Firefox. Know you’re in my heart WW.
The OP eats dick
This is a lame-ass troll job
Please stop posting shit
I think we need a post generator to save some time. Someone from staff could then just click off the appropriate checkboxes to refute each of usual challenge.
eg.
(check) Eyegouge
…generates:
Yes, eyegouges CAN be used in a fight, but that’s a two way street. If you go mano a mano and bust out your deadly thumbs, who’s going to win that game? A) the guy with the elegant kata and silk pyjamas? or B) the guy who trains every day to control his opponents movements and gain a dominant position against a fully resistant partner? Choose one only. (Hint: it’s not A.)
I bet we could write a refutation for all thirty one fouls in MMA (according to the NSAC). That would be handy for “sport” arguments.
Are you retarded?
Did an extra chromosome
make you like you are?
Or maybe
Point gun at mirror
Take aim at your reflection
Shoot at what you see
I’m not; people were stupid yesterday, they’re stupid today and they’ll still be stupid tomorrow. The cycle of retardation can never be broken.
This thread makes me sad
Beating a dead horse again
So much frustration
[quote=Mega Leaf;2179350]I have a friend who does go jyu ryu (or something like that) wich is a form of Karate.
I have been to his training place and they do alot of sparring, alot of physical training
and it felt like a Muay Thai class but the techniques and general idea was different
I was suprised cause when he said Karate I instantly thought “larping”
he did point sparring and non point sparring…hitting eatch other pretty hard
we spared and he did a good job.
please dont underestimate Karate pplz!
It is sadly true that many Karate instruction out (expecialy in the U.S)
is abunch of larping. Kyokushin schools with the less larp
go jyu ryu and shotokan grab the most larp attention I see[/quote]
STFU. I know you must have an extensive amount of experience with every art, what with you being in high school and all, to make such statements, but all you’re doing is just parroting people.