I am telling the truth about my dick!!!
What about your wife’s dick? Is it bigger than yours?
She, being a woman, has no dick!!! Cant you see and comprehend you faggot morons???
Sounds like someone is in denial. Is her wang really that much bigger than yours?
I deny nothing, but say the facts!!!
My work here is done…
she has darker skin
Jing wins teh intarwubs.
The answer to that riddle is “the black sock?”
This most poignant taking point needs to be repeated IMO…
Thank you Jingmerchant. Thank you.
Last time I checked she didn’t have a dick! But who knows, maybe she mutated and grew one just now? Seriously though , you are all so gay. You will all be put to death for your sins.
Of course you’ve never seen it, you’re always bent over and facing away from her when she gets it out.
Last time I licked her vagina there was no dick there.
You were licking her arse dude. Her dick was that thing she was slapping you in the face with.
Well see you are wrong, I was licking her clit and there was no dick other than my dick.
Is that what she tells you it is? Well if you’re stupid enough to believe it…
Out of curiosity, what does she tell you her scrotum is?
I know what sex parts are what you idiot.
Then why haven’t you noticed your wife’s big schlong? Denial? Or does she blindfold you while she’s taking you up the arse?
I would have noticed if she had one you cunt bag.