I decided to troll newbietown

hey bro if you ever look at your page again and see this, check out kungfu.co.nz and get into a real style that will teach you real fighting skills and techniques that will keep your bodey in good nik untill you are 120 years old, rather than ruining it by the time you are 35 ie karate or mauy tai

First of all, it’s Muay Thai, not Mauy Tai. Second, do you have any medical research papers that say that Muay Thai or Karate have any negative effects on the human body?

Sniff

This one smells funny. Like canned meat and flop sweat.

Yes, to this. read the small print.

No, to this. Fucking 120yrs old? What Methaluselah did Kung Fu?

Of course not; he did Krav Maga. Learn some history dude.