I chunned someone today

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Today was a fine day.

I had a training session with a new person who was excited to learn about the Chinese martial arts. Atthe end we had a small sparring session and I was able to Execute several of my wing chun concepts far more smoothly than I ever have before. My timing and sensitivity is getting much better no doubt in thanks to my aggressive chi sao training program regimen.

I wanted to share this with you today because wing chun is awesome and should be shared whenever the possibility arises.

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When you say ‘new person’ you mean a baby right?

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[QUOTE=Resonance10;2812353]When you say ‘new person’ you mean a baby right?[/QUOTE]

End thread!

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I am going to the gym tonight and spar fighters.

They will beat me up and embarrassed me.

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[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2812363]I am going to the gym tonight and spar fighters.

They will beat me up and embarrassed me.[/QUOTE]

This should be shared because not being deluded is awesome and should be shared whenever the possibility arises.

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[QUOTE=The Cap;2812366]not being deluded is awesome and should be shared whenever the possibility arises.[/QUOTE]Although this rings true with those of us who are not deluded, it cannot work for the deluded. The deluded do not realize that they are deluded and even when it is pointed out to them, they dismiss it and think the presenter of facts is deluded.

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I’m pretty sure I chunned someone today. That’s when you fart in the office and someone walks in and you have to create a vortex by moving quickly from one side of the office to the other like maybe you forgot something because fanning is just too obvious, right? I know it’s something similar, anyway.

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2812350]Today was a fine day.

I had a training session with a new person who was excited to learn about the Chinese martial arts. Atthe end we had a small sparring session and I was able to Execute several of my wing chun concepts far more smoothly than I ever have before. My timing and sensitivity is getting much better no doubt in thanks to my aggressive chi sao training program regimen.

I wanted to share this with you today because wing chun is awesome and should be shared whenever the possibility arises.[/QUOTE]

Congrats on finally developing your technique to the level where it can be applied on people with no experience.

In related news a new guy came to the gym today and I totally passed his guard, mounted him and choked him…and I’m feeling really good about rolling with lighter white belts lately!

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[QUOTE=Southpaw;2812396]Congrats on finally developing your technique to the level where it can be applied on people with no experience.

In related news a new guy came to the gym today and I totally passed his guard, mounted him and choked him…and I’m feeling really good about rolling with lighter white belts lately![/QUOTE]

I said they were new to and had no previous chinese martial art experience. I never said they had no martial art or fighting experience.

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You can make all sorts of stuff work on pure beginners, especially when you prime them for their own downfall.

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[QUOTE=Permalost;2812411]You can make all sorts of stuff work on pure beginners, especially when you prime them for their own downfall.[/QUOTE]

well you gotta start off practicing flying arm bars and helicopter sweeps on white belts before trying it on the purples y’know.

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2812407]I said they were new to and had no previous chinese martial art experience. I never said they had no martial art or fighting experience.[/QUOTE]

So you beat somebody at patty cake that never did patty cake before and you are so proud, that is like me “winning” against a tkd guy trying out bjj for the first time in shorts and a t-shirt…roflmao

Good on you!

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2812407]I said they were new to and had no previous chinese martial art experience. I never said they had no martial art or fighting experience.[/QUOTE]

Do you understand where you have gone wrong with your thread?

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Sounds like the time I used push hands to beat a wrestler (at push hands).

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2812350]Today was a fine day.

I had a session with somewone who was new to AIDS. At the end, I was able to execute several of my virus-delivery concepts far more smoothly than I ever have before. My timing and sensitivity is getting much better no doubt in thanks to my aggressive training program regimen.

I wanted to share this with you today because HIV is awesome and should be shared whenever the possibility arises.[/QUOTE]

Pat yourself on the (bare)back, kid.

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2812407]I said they were new to and had no previous chinese martial art experience. I never said they had no martial art or fighting experience.[/QUOTE] It’s the fact you left out his expereince, which you did again, that is extremely telling.

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I would love to see a full contact fight between a chunner and an MT fighter. Those standard chun stances would be an invitation for a trillion leg kicks of pain.

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[QUOTE=wingchunx2z;2812416]well you gotta start off practicing flying arm bars and helicopter sweeps on white belts before trying it on the purples y’know.[/QUOTE]

Jitz analogies?!?

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[QUOTE=ghost55;2812444]I would love to see a full contact fight between a chunner and an MT fighter. Those standard chun stances would be an invitation for a trillion leg kicks of pain.[/QUOTE]

It looks and ends just like this, but with far less effort for both involved.

//youtu.be/2nzHykS-r2M

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2812463]It looks and ends just like this, but with far less effort for both involved.

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I’ve just seen these stances with the knees bent inwards that make be wonder if it would be possible to actually break the chunner’s knee due to poor positioning on the part of the chunner.