I blow goats for a living.

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I would say The Crappler but we could discuss this via pm.

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dammit, my urge to be the good guy has won again

Grappler, no one here believes your story for a few reasons

  1. No two people who are serious about their MMA careers would EVER do something so incredibly idiotic
  2. No MMA organization would want said fighters in their league
  3. You have a horrible horrible history of shit posts in these forums.

So please understand why no one took your question seriously. If you want to ever be taken seriously then stop making shit up.

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The real question is, who do more goats blow?

Sochin101 or Grappler?

Hoodedmonk - this IS the post of disaster thread

Omega - don’t worry, at least you’re the biggest piece of s#@t right? Amirite?

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The confession we all knew was coming…

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danniboi07

dammit, my urge to be the good guy has won again

Grappler, no one here believes your story for a few reasons

  1. No two people who are serious about their MMA careers would EVER do something so incredibly idiotic
  2. No MMA organization would want said fighters in their league
  3. You have a horrible horrible history of shit posts in these forums.

So please understand why no one took your question seriously. If you want to ever be taken seriously then stop making shit up.
Understood. Thanks for clearing that up.

Fuckturds
You FUCKTARDS! Fucked up fuckturds! They are amateurs with no careers or striking experience (because they are beginners, like I’m, in the MMA scheme of things) just scheduling fights among themselves in our own gym. It didn’t even happen because it’s Christmas and no one, after all the bravado, wanted their face re-arranged (for those two it would’ve been the second time, actually).

I believe I got my answer, though. The full contact with small mma gloves shortly before a scheduled fight is idiotic in everyone’s opinion and mine.

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Go blow a goat!

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Sochin is more a taker then a giver.

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Goats wouldn’t want you to blow them because stupidity might be contagious.

MMA training gloves…fool!
http://www.groundandpound.com/MMA_Gloves_p/csi-mma-training-gloves.htm

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You orally service goats.

sincerely,
danniboi007

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Wow, someone needs a hug…or antidepressents.

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I ain’t saying that out loud. Think it pretty hard, but not say it.

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Tell me about it, I’ve got about 10 I.O.U’s from the greedy :icon_cat:

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This makes you a safe and wise man :sleepy2:

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Yes, at least until I run into him at a throwdown.

Me: “Yay! I finally made it to a Mega Throwdown!”

Scary Voice Behind Me:“There’s that shit talker, USMC-whatever!”

Me: Running like hell and hoping Omega doesn’t catch me, then trying to use Phrost as a human shield," I didn’t mean it. Please don’t kill me!"

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At ease ladies! trollshido is omega’s kryptonite!

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That and his lack of cheese-making abilities.

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And this gym of yours is located where?

And just because they are amateurs they are going to act and train like idiots? I don’t think so. I’ve never met one person that idiotic, let alone two happening to be training together. I cannot believe either that a gym or a coach would allow such a thing to happen in the premises without at least objecting to it.

Keep revisiting your work of fiction. Each draft keeps getting and better.

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Supposedly, Grappler is a SF bay area dude. Hard to think where he’d find goats and an MMA cage under one roof; that sounds more like Fresno.

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Tracy, CA

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Happy new year faggots, goats and Serge!