the last post.
Groovy.
Similar findings:
Wait, the one note Samba guy is totally cheating!
Wasn’t neccesarily on the whole trumpet thing. But
Fuck.
Now I have an answer and a question.
Here is the answer. You can get a great figure four hammerlock on a guy if he heas a decent mullet for the hair grab.
Now the question. Do German people not have bouncers in clubs over there? What the fuck did he think would happen when he was told to leave and diddn’t?
My understanding is that these things just sort of evolve on their own… Something about holding a note vs. holding a fart will be next.
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Now I have an answer and a question.
Here is the answer. You can get a great figure four hammerlock on a guy if he he has a decent mullet for the hair grab.
Now the question. Do German people not have bouncers in clubs over there? What the fuck did he think would happen when he was told to leave and didn’t?[/QUOTE]
If he was using the Aikido fighting stance, maybe it was because they kick people in the balls in Germany.
This guy rocks.
See this is the thing. There was no fighting stance. Just a whole lot of whining. “What are you doing? Why are you hurting me?”
And then this really sad punched puppy look when I pegged him out the door. Now I admit I did try to bang his head into a wooden strut. But I missed so that has to count for something.
As usual, Uncle Skippy wins the thread.
[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2569625]See this is the thing. There was no fighting stance. Just a whole lot of whining. “What are you doing? Why are you hurting me?”
And then this really sad punched puppy look when I pegged him out the door. Now I admit I did try to bang his head into a wooden strut. But I missed so that has to count for something.[/QUOTE]
If I was you, I would have been far more alarmed had he escaped that armlock and shot in for a perfectly timed doubleleg or thrown you via perfect ippon seoinage.
I’m guessing you’re a bouncer, which means that you regular toss people out. Out of all of those people, how many of them have actually put up a significant fight?
[QUOTE=Ignorami;2569523]Similar findings:
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Ignorami, how did you acquire your Team Aikido tag at the end of your post? I’ve seen several tags like this. But I think there should be a Ninja one… for me.
I made it myself. I’ll do you a ninja one if you want.
Us hated arts need to stick together 
I figured it would function as a shit-magnet, but so far not.
Is that…
Could it be…
[B][SIZE=7]A WRIST!!
A WRIST!!
GRAB IT!!
GRAB IT!!!
[/SIZE][/B]
(Replace “wrist” with “butt scoot” and “grab” with “do” for BJJ lulz)
The last (and only) time I did a butt scoot in KM, my sparring partner soccer kicked me in the head.
For once I was not the second to last poster in a LPTP thread.
+1 to me, and this:
[QUOTE=Ignorami;2569778]I made it myself. I’ll do you a ninja one if you want.
Us hated arts need to stick together
I figured it would function as a shit-magnet, but so far not.[/QUOTE]
I’m thinking something that says “Verified Arshikage Ryu Ninjutsu Lineage” and makes at least some use of the following images:
I think the I Ching hexagram is a must in any design. Maybe you could whip up a couple of options? I don’t want to put you to too much trouble.
How did you guess two of my three favorite ninjas? (The third being, of course, Sho Kosugi).
When I was a young teen I got inspired by Stormshadow, donned full snow ninja garb (I made a facemask out of a cotton sock) and went hunting woodchucks in a 50 acre field under a foot of snow, with a bow and arrow.
No varmints died that day, but I sure felt like a real ninja. I was snowblind death waiting for them, but they wisely chose to stay underground.
Again, I was about thirteen.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2569891]How did you guess two of my three favorite ninjas? (The third being, of course, Sho Kosugi).
When I was a young teen I got inspired by Stormshadow, donned full snow ninja garb (I made a facemask out of a cotton sock) and went hunting woodchucks in a 50 acre field under a foot of snow, with a bow and arrow.
No varmints died that day, but I sure felt like a real ninja. I was snowblind death waiting for them, but they wisely chose to stay underground.
Again, I was about thirteen.[/QUOTE]
Dude. I did that last week. My shidoshi called it training.
He’s a 4 R34L ninja. How else could he make it snow in Maryland in June? Ninja Magic. That’s how.
And now for something completely different.