Twenty-one as of yesterday and felt I had to inform all of you of this all-important event of massive significance.
I expect presents.
Show your ID with glee.
Shave at least once a month.
Happy Birthday!
Fucking pathetic OP. It’s after 7pm on the saturday after your birthday and you’re on a net forum instead of binge drinking. You should be puking down the ass crack of a stripper named Stardust or something. Man you fail at being 21 sir.
^^^^^^^^
What he said.
Get your ass out of the house and go get laid/raped/arrested/lost, etc.
Dude.
Not cool.
Yeah…
I went to the State Fair last night with my girlfriend, they fry some seriously ungodly stuff. Today was family junk.
All right, I’m off to go get raped and arrested.
video please!
Attaboy Yoji now make the bullies proud and go paint the town red with the menstrual blood of a thousand virgins!
We are expecting a fully detailed thread going over the rash on your balls and the inevitable trip to planned parenthood you will be taking 3 weeks from now.
Excellent news.
21 was significant for some symbolic reason once can’t think of it now.
I wish I had video taped my party. It rocked.
That was when the six colonies became the federation, thus the Commonwealth was formed. Of course, they didn’t have video then, silly!
GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
It was epic! There were drooling retards with hats everywhere!
There were?
That party sucked then. You should have excused yourself early.
You bastood.
And once again you fail to come up with anything but epic faggotrey.
Btw we might have found a replacement for you.
Some 30 year old fuck from Houston, Texas. He’s not wheelchair bound but he’s just as martially skilled (since he’s never practed a MA before) and he has a MYSPACE OMG!!!
Basement dweller vs chair bound ree-tee.
You should fly over to Texas and gong-sau him. I’ll give you 500 internets.
Well I don’t use a wheelchair either. And I hate myspace.
The point I’m trying to make is the misuse of “retard” is a slur and you are from the polluted end of the gene pool, along with anyone else who misuses that word in earnest.
Have you ever actually seen people unfortunate enough to be severely affected? I have and for every fucking comment like yours it makes me want to slice a piece of the antagonist.
You fucking genetic retard.
Calm down ther buddy. You might fuck your wheel chair up trashing about so much.
Fuck up a non-existent object?
Debate properly dickhead.
Oh wait you can’t you have bad genes.
People like you should be harvested for their stemcells.
You adhominem spouting twat.
Don’t foam to hard at the mouth there.
Go for some fresh air and exercise, wheel your chair around a bit. Work those arms!
Fucking young bastard. I turned 31 a couple of months ago. Let me birth your coming of age bubble: Soon your muscles will wave their little white flag and surrender to the battle of the bulge, your gut will sack and you will grow a pair of spare chins and saggy man breasts.
Well. I did. But then again I eat crap and dont train enough.
Theres my rant for this thread.
Carry on.
Why are you still using a non-existent object as a matter of debate?
Why do you deny it so much?
It’s okay buddy, were here for you… not really, just stop being a little bitch and admit your wheel chair bound.