How training MA effects my life!

M.C · October 24, 2008, 9:06am

Shit I am drunk and it is some what 5 in the morning or something… anyway, I explained my girl the “basics” of BJJ and that I can’t help dong it…I am not sure if she understands it but she likes to wrestle with me.:happy:

TheRuss · October 25, 2008, 6:13am

I’m incorrigible.

Lebell · October 25, 2008, 1:42pm

do you just wanna tell us you got a girlfriend?

BaronVonDingDong · October 25, 2008, 3:50pm

Never had an MA dream, but once dreamt I was playing soccer and went up for a header on the far post and ended up nutting my gf full in the face.

Not to mention the time I dreamt I’d eaten a giant marshmallow…

Lebell · October 26, 2008, 2:25pm

lolzers!

last night i dreamed i had sex with a gorgeous 19 yr old girl with the best tits i ever saw on woman, you know, full, round perky, nipple size just right…and then i woke…hang on!
that really happened!!!

oh yeah and im off to do bjj in an hour and a half, just to keep it on topic.

i guess…

colonelpong2 · October 27, 2008, 12:47am

f4n4n:

Lately I noticed certain changes in my behavior and some of them screw with my social life. For instance, I wake up in one of three ways:

I have half-guard and an under hook on my girl if she is facing me

I have one hook in and a single under hook when she is facing away

I pulled guard on the blanket and RNC it at the same time

When I am not fully awake and she gets on top of me I bump and go for knee to elbow escape. :eusa_eh:

When smaller girls hug me, I have an urge to shift my hips back, get low and go for double under hooks.

On the street I have an urge to shoot for a double leg take down when I see people in a wide square stance. And when people bump into me on the subway or something I sometimes notice that I move my hands towards them in order to get a grip and throw them.

Stuff like that.

On the other hand I am happy when I wake up and I smile when I go to sleep. Plus training that much makes me look better.
I don’t know if this is permanent or only due to me training that much.

This is actually quite normal human behaviour. Whats the problem?

Syphilis · October 29, 2008, 9:21pm

I always make sure I have underhooks when I hug anybody. That’s about it.

Snake_Plissken · October 29, 2008, 9:51pm

Do you tell them your screen name before you start rolling with them?

Lebell · October 29, 2008, 9:53pm

training doesnt effect anything in my case.
unless i have an injury.
but hey…you know.

meataxe · October 29, 2008, 10:08pm

Whenever a girl hugs me, I start cultivating my chi. You can never be too ready.

Lebell · October 29, 2008, 10:40pm

im uncomfortable when girls want to hug, i always start drewling on their shoulders.

i cant help it!

they smell nice and feel so soft…

M.C · October 30, 2008, 2:15am

Yes, I also do this one and the fun part, you can see my chi being focused…

SoulMechanic · October 30, 2008, 5:49am

F4n4l, where abouts in Germany do you live? I am doing a nice little vacation if all goes well. 9 days in Germany and another 8 in Austria. Care to …Throwdown???

SoulMechanic · October 30, 2008, 5:50am

Oh and maybe you can bring your dutch lover???

Lebell · October 30, 2008, 11:50am

zomg!

he has a dutch lover?

f4n4n, is it that blonde crazy chick?
ive met her some weeks ago and i wouldnt do it, she’s really vierd.

Soul, if you’re in the neighbourhood drop by,just pm me in time, always welcome!

SoulMechanic · October 31, 2008, 2:08am

I just spoke with my family, and guess what Ass Fruitten? I start my journey in Amsterdam and end it in Vienna. I will be sure to bring my chastity belt.

Lebell · October 31, 2008, 11:29am

This is going to be awesome!
Dont bring your chastity belt, it delays foreplay to the point i lose interest.