Lately I noticed certain changes in my behavior and some of them screw with my social life. For instance, I wake up in one of three ways:
I have half-guard and an under hook on my girl if she is facing me
I have one hook in and a single under hook when she is facing away
I pulled guard on the blanket and RNC it at the same time
When I am not fully awake and she gets on top of me I bump and go for knee to elbow escape. :eusa_eh:
When smaller girls hug me, I have an urge to shift my hips back, get low and go for double under hooks.
On the street I have an urge to shoot for a double leg take down when I see people in a wide square stance. And when people bump into me on the subway or something I sometimes notice that I move my hands towards them in order to get a grip and throw them.
Stuff like that.
On the other hand I am happy when I wake up and I smile when I go to sleep. Plus training that much makes me look better.
I don’t know if this is permanent or only due to me training that much.
That is hilarious and true.
Just imagine :disgust: the look on the guys face if you instead of transitioning from side control to mount you start spooning and cuddling up with him. :new_shock
I have a tendency to choke my friends and family. When I see friends walking twoards me on the street, I actually do shoot a double on them. When people hug me I have a tendency to swim for underhooks. I few months ago I had a dream where I RNC’d someone and woke up with my nightstand in my arms and my lamp, alarm cock and everything else that was on it on the floor.
Whenever I see people bump chests in a pissing contest (the fight usually never happens since apparently every single fucking NY’er has lost their balls, fuckin pussies) I always think to my self 'right elbow, plum grip, knees to the belly, and then one hand clinch while throwing inward elbows to the forehead/face".
That and I want to kick macho man wanna-be’s in the head. Alot.
How did that happen? What MA did you take to turn you ghey and I hope it only works on girls, who are good looking and I limited to a certain degree of ghey if you get my drift. :wav:
Not really, I don’t know how to fight in the sense that I’m not good at it.
However, I have drilled and been exposed to such things as an arm triangle from mount, the upa, cross counter to elbow to half clinch to knee, trained kicking, breaking the elephant’s tusk, wrestler’s side control, wrestling shoot + sprawl…etc…etc…etc…
EDIT: What really gets me is improving position against spazzy n00bs after deribately giving them my guard. No way in hell I’m starting against new guys standing, I have read horror stories of n00b related injuries here too well.
Until recntly I asked one of my classmates if I could drill taking the back from guard from the kimura position. Our BJJ purple doesn’t teach me shit.
i have noticed that when i get drunk i have a tendency to put people in stupid jjj wristlocks and shit. i have also used a scissor sweep in foreplay (though i went from guard to mount to being in her guard, the judges still said i improved my position ;-))
I just wanted to add that last night I had a dream that Phrost changed the format of Bulshido from martial arts to ‘Heroes of Might and Magic 3’. I dreamed that I started a thread asking how to increase my Centur production, and got flammed for asking a commonly asked question and not using the search function.
At first I just thought that I was spending way too much time on Bullshido until I realized that I haven’t played ‘Heroes’ in years.
I don’t think I’ve ever done anything strange in my sleep, but I remember once when Fuzzy and I were spooning and he front kicked the wall and the momentum from his body flying backwards shot me out of bed. He didn’t even realize what had happened until I woke him by turning around and slapping him from the floor!
I work in local government & have to meet lots of people face to face, I find that I want to practise striking so called pressure pionts, soft spots etc when they piss me off.
It takes all my control to not reach across the counter and choke the living shit out of somebody, or practise sticking my thumb in their eye.
Sounds like I am full of shit but after years of doing MA class’s that teach you ‘self defence’ stuff it would be fun to try on somebody, especially when they are willing to just stand in front of you.
I do have an unfortunate tendency to put in the hooks when spooning, which usually leads to a conversation along these lines:
Girl: What the hell are you doing?
Me: Shhh… I got four points.