Damn, this is some good shit. I even got a new quote to add to my signature! Keep up the good work gentleman!
All I can say, is, WTF?
I mean, while Hawkeye sure does mention the ranger thing, he isn’t obnoxious about it, and he’s always shown patience and understanding, always posting informative, well-thought answers, which is more that I can say.
Plus, we Kali men should always stick toghether like the knife-psychos we are! 
Hawkeye gets my vote.
The fact that it took a soldier so long to figure out that he’s expendable only adds to his expendability.
seriously, spincycle, why the hard-on for the guy? it’s weird, and your attempt at a troll job was wack. fuckin’ relax. haven’t you ever read one of hawkeye’s posts about how he wants a custom bulgarian kerambuhkasmacker or something and thought, “what the fuck is that?” and googled it and come up with something like this…
…and thought, “holy god, you could thoroughly stab the fuck out of somebody with that bad mamma-jamma.”
i mean, c’mon. that shit rules.
Funny you post a picture of that particular model Bad News… I was just thinking about picking one of those up but in the smaller kerambuhkminiasssmacker model. You know, it doesn’t look nearly so wicked and the ladies like the other pratical applications. In the end though with shipping and handling it was way outa my price range as I also have no education and a low paying job. So I ended up with a knock off called the kerplopclittickler. Not sure yet how it works though? :new_Eyecr
Hawkeye PMed me a bunch of training information and offered to get together with me if I needed a training partner, all without knowing I was a total knob or not. He’s good people. Spincycle, if you’re gonna troll people that everyone likes, try and be funny.
I’ll bring the hash for Peedee!
We used to cool off at a bar with a pitcher after ma class. What fun, no one ever looked twice at us (rednecks hippies bikers, young and full of cum, fighters all). Well, I take that back, some female types did pay us more than a little attention… And got what they deserved!
Shit, I knew I should have worn boxers that day! Whitey tighties are SO ghey.
Hawkeye good! Rangers badasses - they arrive, people die and stuff blow-up :qleft5: ! Ooorahhh, Hooahhh, Semper Fi, Lead the Way…Aarrrgh, grunt, snort!!
EDIT: For those born with the fairly common disease of Humor Deficiency , I’m showing my support for Hawkeye.
If I was Hawkeye for a day…
[dream mode]
[B][I]Fuckin A! I’d take half of you fuckers out just on principle alone! Nah, Ronin’s ok, and the Chick too. But the rest of you bunch of you shit-bags, a frag right down your fucking cock holsters! Especially you, trolling me! You fat, pathetic keyboard warrior wannabee! You couldn’t take half the shit I dream on a good night. You sir could not carry the weight of my left nut are not fit to clean the sweat off my jock!
Where have you been? What have you done? I’m a Ranger and damn proud of it!
God bless the USA![/I] [/B]
[/dream mode]
Fuckin A+! Hawkeye rocks, you suck for trolling him!
You guys are seriously worse than the Rickson nuthuggers.
“I mean, while Hawkeye sure does mention the ranger thing, he isn’t obnoxious about it”…
he’s not? Look at his posts. He cant go more than two sentences without mentioning the fact that he was a ranger. I have friends who are rangers and other servicemen, and miraculously, they can speak for more than 30 seconds at a time without mentioning it. I bet the guy has Ranger tattooed on his forehead.
That doesn’t mean it’s annoying. That means it annoys you.
Besides, this is a board about the Beating People Up business. It seems that experience in the Killing People Business is often germane.
I also love to hug me some nuts. Is that a crime, mmm’Kay?
The problem, I think, is that you’d wish for a group of men to hug YOUR nuts, while being hip.
Still, that’s not a problem. Just look here
BY Odin’s word, you get gayer by the minute. Why don’t you and Jolly go back to your circle jerk now. Oh wait, you’re both dickless nuthuggers…I forgot.
Yep, fo sure. There ain’t too many of us Kali/silat dudes here, but IMO, those who are here are of good quality.
Pitchers fucking rule. I must have blown 60 bucks on pitchers and whiskey alone last night.
And definitly, dude bring dat shit for him. PeeDee seems like the hash or hydro smoking kind of guy. Although I haven’t smoked in a while, I’ll hook him up with the hydro, ya know, that light green and orange shit. My boys don’t play that backyard boogie kind of shit.
The bikers brought in glass pitchers for self defense practice. What to do when one is used as a weapon? We found going with it worked ok, you sure don’t want to block all that glass. Same with chair defense, but a lot less chance of injury.