So, I just got home and washed all of the soot and ashes out of my nose, ears, and hair… No, I did not just return from Iraq… It’s Chinese fucking New Year! In a city where fireworks are supposedly illegal to posses and certainly ignite, the skies were quite bright tonight. Welcome to the land of the hypocrites and 新年快乐，biatches!
- Maarten Sebastiaan Franks Spijker