I’m back from the frontlines of the simian revolution to bring you the latest in monkey technology.
Behold my kick-ass awesomeness.
(I’m gona need you to hum the tune to Kamina Burana as you watch.)
monkey-assisted seppuku.
“Hand over the bananas and no one gets hurt!”
also:
Only 3 posts long and already… B3ST THR34D 3V4R
I do not know Kamina Buran do you mind if I hum this instead
And happy monkey attack day.
Its Carmina Burana, you troglodytes.
[QUOTE=judoka_uk;2574488]Its Carmina Burana, you troglodytes.[/QUOTE]
MONKEY NO sPELL GooD!!!
As my primitive way of making sorries, here are a few shot clips of Chinese officers arresting monkeys for repeatedly biting people. In soviet China… er… I guess anything’s fair game.
http://newscontent.cctv.com/news.jsp?fileId=113169
A monkey intruding into a local residence at Mengzi County in southwest China’s Yunnan province was "arrested" after an hour’s cunning fight with local police.
When the police arrived at the site after receiving local resident’s report, the monkey had climbed to a pomegranate tree. Seeing the police came to catch him with tools, the monkey got alerted.
Two police tried to entangle the monkey with a net and to tempt the monkey with bananas, but the shrewd monkey up in the tree did not get caught and instead started to play “tug of war” with police holding a stick on the ground.
The deadlock was solved when the police were trying to reach the money from different directions, leaving no place for him to hide in the tree. The monkey then jumped down and hid himself in a house.
The monkey was finally “arrested” without any injuries in a corner of the house and then sent to a local park.
It is confirmed that the monkey, a kind of macaque, has been listed as a second class national level protected animal.
http://www.monkeymatters.com/busted.htm
A biting monkey is handcuffed at the police station in the Chinese port city of Tianjin, southeast of Beijing, after it bit two people at a market Sunday. Police said they are looking for a suitable new home for the detainee.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2574539]MONKEY NO sPELL GooD!!!
As my primitive way of making sorries, here are a few shot clips of Chinese officers arresting monkeys for repeatedly biting people. In soviet China… er… I guess anything’s fair game.
http://newscontent.cctv.com/news.jsp?fileId=113169
http://www.monkeymatters.com/busted.htm
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Biting monkey is up in yo crib, bitin yo peoples.
Lol, that’s such a terribly obvious fake.
Ahh, its a film promo.
next your going to tell me nuns can’t fly.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2574539]MONKEY NO sPELL GooD!!!
As my primitive way of making sorries, here are a few shot clips of Chinese officers arresting monkeys for repeatedly biting people. In soviet China… er… I guess anything’s fair game.
http://newscontent.cctv.com/news.jsp?fileId=113169
http://www.monkeymatters.com/busted.htm
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Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo husbands, they bitin’ everybody up in here
Non-plussed monkey is non-plussed.
Amuse him.
The only difference between monkeys and us is GRAVEY!
What’s gravey?
mmm, gravy…
I can’t think of a better beverage than gravy.