By Tuf from AOL
user: the ground is sea, you can’t swim and we are the shark.
Tuf: I am a whale
By Shootofighter from AOL
Eric Bristol vs George Dillman
George Dillman make and sell pickles
By Samurai fury from AOL
Fight well and die well
By PizDoff from Bullshido
Smell like Teenage spirit
I attack flurriously
By Wastrel from bullshido
Most likely to bull other science nerds away from the microscope: Brand
More is coming up.
“Most likely to get hit by a meteor shower: Ballonknot” By PizDoff
maybe he is afraid we will all realise he is an angry 4 foot midget
(PizDoff’s comment about KFSS not showing up at McThrowdown)
By Crimision Tiger
Bitch! Watch it, or I’ll have to get emu on your ass!
From Eric Bristol discussion forum:
Kaos69: please help!!! i think they might want to probe me.
Shadowfax: Don’t let 'em probe you! They’ll find the swiss army knife!
Master Han Eric Bristol: I am glad to see so many people have suddenly taken an interest in my site and my art.
*After everyone made fun of him and insult him.
GuillotineChoke: How can I use fruits from the citrus family to my advantage in an altercation? I would hate to ruin a perfectly good orange. Mmmmmmmmmmm. Orange juice.
Ujac: someone has you in a guliotine choke and you give him a glass of orange juice and he lets go
Ujac: i want a banan up the ass too. can you teach me sensei
ME (NOT me!!): Hey Master Bristol, have you heard of a man named Wanderlei Silva? How about a little match with him huh? I mean c’mon, worst comes to worst, you can always turn his incoming knee into a banana and eat it right?
“Most likely to get hit by a meteor shower: Ballonknot” By PizDoff
maybe he is afraid we will all realise he is an angry 4 foot midget
(PizDoff’s comment about KFSS not showing up at McThrowdown)
I’m honoured.
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Hard work, Patience, Dedication.
(And my two creaky knees…)