Great Masters: Ashida Kim and Jacques Patinaude.

So if you could only go to one training camp this summer. Are you going to Master Ashida Kim’s retreat of power or Jacques Patinaude’s Wood Chopping?

Now I would just dream of these two doing a seminar together. Could we make it happen?
That would be so coool1!!!

The transendence would never end!!! The power of the ninja combined with the Modern street training.

WWWOOOOOOTTTT!

I can’t even imagine the power there… the majesty… the secrets… the tabi… beyond my comprehension!

I must meditate upon this question.

(I’ll be alert still. DO NOT try and kill me, you pack of bastards).

Of course we can participate to both, we’re ninjas.

I would go to The Great Grandmaster Kim’s while astral projecting myself to the other.

Unfortuantly fate will keep me from learning from the honored masters named in this thread, I will have to take consilation by honing my Rokushiki skills high up in the wicklow mountains.

You live in ignorance, Master Kim does not teach the real applications at the summer camps. To learn the 17 real deadly moves of Kata Dante first you must prove loyalty to the clan! Those moves he shows on TV are the public less deadly version but suckers like you guys will never learn. I have the REAL Kata Dante!!!

The Real Kata Dante is only taught after you have performed the secrets of the 7 menial tasks.

  1. Cleaning the Master’s bedroom.

After you have completed task 1, we can reveal task 2.

Lies! I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!

I am embarrassed for you, if you knew who my Master is you would know not to make challenges your tabi boots can’t pay!

Ha! You betray your weakness! Soon my astral form will reach through the internet and engage you in metaphorical Kombat!

CODA SCOTT, LEND ME YOUR 10000 YEARS OF SAMURAI SKILLZ TO DEFEAT THESE LIARS AND FRAUDS!

Coda has the Tru3 Pow3r!!!