Fragile Masculinity: The Thread

I never noticed the Culkin resemblance until Phrost reminded me Bob Ritchie used to be a “rapper”.

Last time we saw him, he was crying over shemales or something.

Beer is a hell of a drug.

Is it just me or does it look like someone else is shooting the cases of bud light from off to the right.

Look into it (Eddie Bravo voice).

All I see is wasted beer and ammunition.

If somebody had died, then I’d be looking for an angle.

Seriously though, this guy called himself “The Bull God” and made a whole album.

I don’t think I have to tell you but all the Michigan clans are reunitng right now, and it won’t bode well for any and all so called “Bull Gods”.

Michigan peeps tend to be hardcore. Madonna and I went to the same Catholic grade school. Bob Ritchie grew up on the fringe of the Greater Detroit region.

I saw Bigfoot in the Silverdome. Mud borne.

OMG I will never not see Culkin now :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wait til you start reading his website.

You might be wondering “what is the Rabbit connection?”

Our little secret.

https://bunnyears.com/amp/

https://bunnyears.com/how-to-talk-to-your-kids-about-skeletons-trying-to-steal-your-treasure

What the hell did I just read ?

Really what is that crap?

I take it you’re still afraid of skeleton attacks.

It’s a normal part of childhood, protecting your treasure from rogue skeletons.

The most important part :

" It is best to shield your child from the harsher truths about skeletons. For instance, maybe don’t share that skeletons tend to kidnap children. Avoid explaining that if a skeleton does manage to kidnap them, they will likely be taken to Skeleton Island, where they will never be rescued."

Here’s the crazy part: it’s easier to believe this article than most political bullshit online.

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I just realised he wrote loins.

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Right because fuck the weak.

These guys are the true defenders of civilization.

To be fair, loin and lion are pretty close, phonetically.

Chris Hemsworth would say “loin”.

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Holy miss moley…caught me a live one.

Found this “Iron Age” douchnozzle thanks to Mix making fun of YellowFlashGuy, another megafailure who plays games and whines a lot.

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The tyranny of normal.

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Do you know what a Hertz is?

Car rental place

A hertz (Hz) is 1 cycle per second.

You are a slave to it. We all are.

It drives some people in bizarre directions, including ones where the lack of basic human comforts (intimacy, love, friendship, toilet paper) get replaced by an endless 24/7/365 race to the bottom, often wearing a ballcap, speaking into a big microphone (something so outdated it screams retro), pimping supplements, and pretending to be leading a movement online.

Because in order to do that, you need to feed the beast, and without new material, people often recycle old, dead, useless concepts like “women belong in the kitchen”. A place Mrs Rabbit is not allowed, not because she can’t cook, but because as chef of the household I will not let her touch a stove, or clean a dish (she tries, and I politely stop her every time; she’s always tired as fuck coming home from her job as a communication pathologist).

That, mate, is masculinity. Holding down a fort so everyone around you can thrive.

In other words, Alex Jones and Joe Rogan ruined the internet. They are the Anti-Murrows. Andrew Tate, no difference. He’s worried he’s going to die childless and alone in prison. He should be. He earned it.

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Hoo boy.

“Rick Gainz”, another goddamn Trump psycho.

He grew up in Atlantic City, New Jersey, but he’s sharing “redneck” memes.

Those legs though. So weak.

OH, Rick…

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How much crack cocaine had to die for this message.

WES WATSON end thread

https://youtu.be/LQgJriqJ4sg?feature=shared

Now im not one to comment on another persons choice of attire but for the love of God if you are going to go full alpha bully please for all that is holy dont wear those trousers.

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I feel bad for every member of the audience.

Imagine spending your afternoon being physically there. Like that was an important thing to have a ticket to.

The local production of Spamalot I saw Saturday was infinitely more ROI.

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