What’s everyone’s favorite fingering technique?
Personally, I like to take my first and middle fingers and stir in wide motions while my thumb massages the clit. Most of the women I’ve met seem to like it this way.
Why are you such a douche?
Okay, what brought this on?
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You being a douche. I’m not very familiar with you, but the things I can remember, the car bong, the drama over sword-fighting (lol) with some other douche, the begging to be trolled (and then getting butthurt when it happened), the bullshit you said about shrooms, the claims of being an asspie, this retarded thread about fingering women (as if) and the all around attention whoring, lead me to no other conclusion than that of you, indeed, being a douche. Sorry, but it is what it is.
True enough, I’m fairly “vocal”.
The thread where I asked to trolled, got me there, stupid idea.
The car bong, well that was a serious idea of a friend. He likes to build shit like that.
The thing about shrooms, that was my experience, what do you want to me to say.
The drama over-sword-fighting, well man your going have to be alittle more specific then that.
As to claims of being an Aspie, well I am, I’ve said before man I was diagnosed by Doctor Steven Dowdy.
Attention whoring, whiles thats not my general intention I guess I can see where I might come off as one.
SpringheeledJack, threads like this, like the car bong, are generally the results of boredom.
It’s not so much attention whoring as it is just trying to find something entertaining to do.
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Actually, better ways to fight boredom do exist.
And by better I mean things you do that we can’t accidentally click and read and cause us lose minutes of our precious lifes…
Next time when bored start with turning your PC off.
Maybe try to write your questions on a piece of paper and then set the paper on fire and watch it burn. Or tie the paper to a small stone and walk to the nearest lake to see how far you can throw it. Then dive to find the stone and repeat.
Stuff like this takes away boredom for long-long minutes.
But to be fair: without this thread, Switchblade wouldn’t have had the chance to introduce me to DJ Qbert’s fingering technique, which would be a pity. Thanx again, SB!
Okay, I get the message, stop posting dump threads
Your thread sucking brought that on.
Dear Internet,
You have Aspergers the same way I have ADHD. That is to say, while a doctor may have diagnosed you with it, this does not automatically mean you can officially steal a heap of Burger king Kids Club Crowns and spend the rest of your life shouting IM DISABLED AND I’VE GOT THE PAPERS TO PROVE IT. And while I “may have trouble focusing on things that are uninteresting to me” and you “sometimes don’t know what other people are thinking” Aspergers, even as a “mild” strand of autism, is not a psychological disability that makes you unpopular on Internet forums. It doesn’t make you start shitty threads or loudly proclaim your tragic disability to crowds of complete strangers to validate your dumbass inability to communicate.
I am here to bring Justice to the world. Every time someone on the Internet claims to have Aspergers, even if they were Officially Diagnosed by a Real Live Doctor And Everything, i will post a video of Ulillillia to remind everyone what a real autistic person is like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25bjSoyXlw0
All my love,
Aaron
Keep practicing your chords and frets and your fingering technique will come along in no time.
I also vote Douche!
I’m going to answer the question. The answer is “the Shrimp”.
And, er, you’re a douche.
Aaron, I never claimed my Asperger’s makes me start shitty threads, nor have I ever blamed any of the dumb threads I started in the past on my Asperger’s.
and actually I’m a pretty decent communicator in real life.
Considering everything I’d say I’m pretty well adjusted when it comes to people right infront of me.
It’s just the net that I suck at.
I noticed
For the hell of it.
