Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger: I TEH FAIL

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/14181828/detail.html

Female ‘Ninjas’ Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. – Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women – one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword – entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.

According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

“They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas,” said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. “Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime.”

Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK.

No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified.

Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J’s bar.

“It’s shocking. Things like that just don’t happen out here. I just can’t believe it happened,” Lekki said.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police.

So, the Staten Island Ninja has 2 girlfriends. This is totally awesome. Ninja attacks in the US are definitely on the rise.

[size=5]SEARCH FUNCTION, FUCKTARD!

It’s two fucking threads down from this one.

How the hell did you miss it?[/size]

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60549

That’s what he does, he to busy ******* his ********.

LOL

serious buisness

This is the funniest thing evah coming from you.

SERIOUS.

NO! NO NO NO NO GODDAMNIT STOP STEALING MY CATCHPHRASE!

And the correct spelling is S-E-R-I-A-L B-I-T-H-N-E-S-S

You dumb motherfucker

Have I ever denied that? (only the mother fucker part)

Admission is never an excuse

Stop fucking posting fuckwad.