djimbe vs tai-gip

whose worse?

FIRST POST!!!

i voet 4 djimbe becuz tai-gimp duz not stick his dikk in ham :snorting:

How do you know this?

wut is tiggerfly again??? :5jigsaw:

DJimbe is undefeatable, even in this contest.

if he really weighs 4 hundread pounds- thats all his fat ass has on anyone- i wonder if he thinks he would be as effective at 160- im quite well versed in xing-yi and the xing jing form of shuai-chiao- although i dont post much- and im new to this forum- i can tell after like 30 seconds how full of shit he is

Err…excuse me, but Tai Gip defeated 30 opponents at the same time. Tai Gip all the way.

errr no once again tai-gip managed not to get fucked up by 30 people… :slight_smile: thank you come again

He understood that, he simply was pointing out that there is no reason to assume that tai-gip doesn’t stick it into actual honeybakeds.

The leet gimmick is getting to you.

It depends if weapons are allowed. Tai Gip with his BMX is undefeteable.

Yes, we know. Now post some more funny stuff, you kerrrr-azee guy!

and no i defeated one guy with bmx-fu…wheelied into his back knocked him down then road over him… thats why 30 guys decided i would look better with maybe some teeth missing and lots of bruises :slight_smile:

dont mind being given shit as long as you get it right :slight_smile:

That’s pretty cool, have you been training that long?

since i was a little kid… most recent known school was close to 6 years in Wing chun kung fu under william cheung… well his school… was a training instructor so took classes with Bruce corles. Del Fisher. Shane Wizenbeck and Joe Sayer… joe teaches in New York now i think …he was the main bad guy in “once apon a time in china part 6” . classes where ok… used to wear leg weights all day… makes you glide when you take them off… Used to do the whole days routine with leg weights… not sure if it helped my knees, certainly makes you kick faster though…
did mauy thai, for a bit some kick boxing, taekwondo,some karate looked at akido and jujitsu never done any grappling…
Parents put me into karate when i was a little kid… used to train everynight with nunchucks, butterfliy swords, kali sticks, tonfa … for about three hours… i was pretty agressive and full on… met my gf about 9 years 25 days and 18.5 hours ago (Australian time) and started to mellow against all the violence… still like ma but in a different way

What about you ???

I meant, have you been training BMX-fu long?

well yes it started when i was a little kid, my parents gave me a bike to big for me, and of course much bigger than all the other kids bikes, so i started to learn, then one day i was biking through a park and met and ancient taiwanese bike-fu master who began to teach me all the tricks, but my parents devorced and i was forced to move to the country where no bike-fu masters or even teachers where and i had to consider training alone. Bmx bandits was of some inspiration as was et but there was no attack or defense manouvers shown adequately so i realy just had to go it alone… but i felt i have been able to progress somewhat…

And how long have you been training to be funny,humorous and amusing, ??

Thanks for the new quote, Tai Gip!