Yes, yes you are. Have another slice of correct pie.
That’s nice, MrMcconFUcious.
Heres the deal…
If tigerflys advice is good, why does she look like crap?
The claim is alwasy genetics.
So, if genetics can make a great work out still not make you look good, isn’t it just as rational that good genetics can make a bad plan work?
Youre about to get beaten to death with that right there , remember you brought it up .
Yeah… I’m going to take time away from my academics and training
Youve been in 3 monthly Throwdowns , so thats not taking up any of your precious time .
to fight a woman
And why are you afraid of a woman ? You have been man enouugh to talk shit to her for 2 years , teling her that she dosent know shit , and cant DO shit . Well , shes Walking now , Son . Shes out of the Wheelchair , and Off the Crutches . What do you have to say NOW ? “Im not Going to Fight a Woman” - what a Punk . you can talk SHIT like a man , but you cant even Fight the ppl that you talk shit to ?
Thats what Throwdowns are ABOUT , Punk . They arent for ppl like Ronin to amuse himself watchign you Windmill like a woman whenever someone rolls a shoulder at you . Theyre for you to BACK UP YOUR MOUTH . Read Omegas Thread at the top of this Fourum .
who outweighs me by at least 100lbs and stinks of the buffets. You see, her appearance is directly related to the credibility I, or any sane person, should lend to her fitness advice.
Pick one , right now . Is her weight a bad thing or a good one ? You keep claiming that its to her Detriment , then that should make it even harder for her to beat you , right ?
That, and her best press comes from a delusional halfwit and compulsive liar.
You can say aything you lke , but guess what ? Youre still worse than her , and shes my student . You can get your mod buddies to put anything thay like in my sig , dosent make the shit true . You can RPEAT the LIE that Im a Liar as much as you like , that dosent make it true , and you can put as much shit in my Mouth as twist my words any way you like , you cant TELL someone what they MEANT when they said something . Esecially when tey truy to peacefully clear somethign up . But guess what ? You CAN stand up for yourself at a Throwdon . Be a man ,. put your ass where your Mouth is .
Yeah, that’s exactly why open guard still works in venues that allow stomps (your unsubstantiated “OMG STR33T OMG!” included). Try again, mongo.
You go with the Open Guard , and Ill go with Steel Toed Boots . Im sure it works wonderfully when im Barefoot or wearing Wrestling shoes, but not whe Im dressed like Im going out to the Club . ANY time you want to Run that Drill and prove me wrong Im SO VERY game !
Do you even train? Because testimony from the last time you were outted says you aren’t even a consistent student of David Chan like you claim.
Yes , I dont get to Chans class every time . Ive missed big Chunks of it , in FAct . That dosent mean that I Neglectr my PRIOR training . Xingyi is the FOURTH system im endeavouring to learn well enough to teach . Every time I go to Chans class it cost me $80 and ten hours of my life - not because thats what he charges , but because of the Travel . And its worth every freaking penny , even though I cant always make it happen . I also belong to a Local Boxing Gym , and my Fitness Gym wich has a dozen 6’ Thai Banana bags in it . Not only THAT but in about 2 months im about to add more MAs to my weekly routine . I think its safe to say that I do more in 48 hours than you do in a week , yeah .
On top of that , Ive NEVER claimed that I made it to all of Chan’s classes , but I DO drill the SHIT out of what I learn there , I make Records of what I learned that day for Review , I use my Local Training Partners and keep it up , because frankly a Class from him is a Seminar from anyone else .
Oh , and do you remember the REST of the Testimony , the one from the Muay Thai Kru that at Light Heavyweight was telling you about my skil level ? You seem to have a Selective Memory .
I think he was referrng to the 50 year old George Foreman that last won the Title belt . Shug is a littl young to have seen him in his Prime .
And didnt you get his Point about the other guys anyway ?
The thing is, Emevas isn’t “genetically gifted”, nor is everyone else who has used her plan, so its not a bad plan.
Its a fine sounding argument, based on a lot of assumptions. Way too many assumptions.
You get an F for effort.
Shumagorath Translator :
"Im too big a punk to walk it like I talk it , so heres me trying to take your mind off that fact with some insults "
What’s your excuse for associating with liars and frauds, anyway?
The only Liar and/or fraud here is YOU , bubbah . YOu misrepresented yourself GREATLY , and set yourself up as a Judge . Now , when YOUR credentials for such passings of judgement have the LightOf Truth shed on thm you do ANYTHING to Obfuscate the truth , and to Misdirect the attention of the thread .
I would have to give out advice on how to be a huge black man with a gigantic afro and a Panthers jacket for this line of reasoning to match up with TigerFly.
Actually , Tigetfly dosent give out advic on how to LOOK like anything . Her advice is PURELY performance Oriented , and she can do everything she says . So go tell Rulon Gardener (whos fatter than TF) that he cant Fight , or have good Cardio because hes Fat . Tigerfly says Ride the Bike on HIIT for X amount of time, and you can bet that she can do it .
So theres nothign at ALL wrong with his line of reasoning .
I’m sorry I’m trying to get an education so I don’t end up like Djimbe and his retard brigade.
NONE of whom you could beat in a fight . Pick any of the ppl that actually have met me and have actual Respect to have trained with me . Yould lose to ANY of them .
Yeah Matt Thorton would kick my ass.
I have expanded the circle to demonstrate where you are lacking.
Youve been in 3 monthly Throwdowns , so thats not taking up any of your precious time .
Throwdowns do not require fight prep.
And why are you afraid of a woman ? You have been man enouugh to talk shit to her for 2 years , teling her that she dosent know shit , and cant DO shit . Well , shes Walking now , Son . Shes out of the Wheelchair , and Off the Crutches . What do you have to say NOW ? “Im not Going to Fight a Woman” - what a Punk . you can talk SHIT like a man , but you cant even Fight the ppl that you talk shit to ?
If I honestly thought TigerFly would show up unassisted and it would be a fair fight, I’d bother with it. But you’ve repeatedly stated your intents otherwise .
Thats what Throwdowns are ABOUT , Punk . They arent for ppl like Ronin to amuse himself watchign you Windmill like a woman whenever someone rolls a shoulder at you . Theyre for you to BACK UP YOUR MOUTH . Read Omegas Thread at the top of this Fourum .
So… you owned two BJJers (brown and purple belts) at the same time and TigerFly choked a collegiate wrestler who was going for a kneebar? Uh huh. See, I backed up my mouth and won the fight, whereas you make shit up.
You can say aything you lke , but guess what ? Youre still worse than her , and shes my student .
Again, this is entirely your (prepetually distorted) opinion.
You can get your mod buddies to put anything thay like in my sig , dosent make the shit true .
In case you haven’t been paying attention, I am not on great terms with the staff. They put that in your sig themselves.
You can RPEAT the LIE that Im a Liar as much as you like , that dosent make it true , and you can put as much shit in my Mouth as twist my words any way you like , you cant TELL someone what they MEANT when they said something .
So TigerFly didn’t MEAN that you can deadlift 1100lbs and have a degree in quantum physics, or that your “teacher” must be consulted before someone opens a school in chinatown NYC, or … etc etc etc.
Esecially when tey truy to peacefully clear somethign up . But guess what ? You CAN stand up for yourself at a Throwdon . Be a man ,. put your ass where your Mouth is .
I might have gone along with this has you not posted your true intentions earlier. And if I was a retarded water buffalo, like yourself. Do honestly think you can outwit someone when you can’t even type coherently?
You go with the Open Guard , and Ill go with Steel Toed Boots . Im sure it works wonderfully when im Barefoot or wearing Wrestling shoes, but not whe Im dressed like Im going out to the Club . ANY time you want to Run that Drill and prove me wrong Im SO VERY game !
Yawn. I know guys who have used basic BJJ in club fights. You’re just a grapplephobe. You really would be much happier if you stopped training in shit.
I also belong to a Local Boxing Gym , and my Fitness Gym wich has a dozen 6’ Thai Banana bags in it . Not only THAT but in about 2 months im about to add more MAs to my weekly routine .
Ooooh, your gym has equipment in it! This concept is revolutionary! :icon_roll
I think its safe to say that I do more in 48 hours than you do in a week , yeah .
Since I get real instruction and you do anus lifts, I somehow doubt that equality.
On top of that , Ive NEVER claimed that I made it to all of Chan’s classes , but I DO drill the SHIT out of what I learn there , I make Records of what I learned that day for Review , I use my Local Training Partners and keep it up , because frankly a Class from him is a Seminar from anyone else .
You constantly refer to him as “my instructor”. Sounds like you’re just mooching off his name.
Oh , and do you remember the REST of the Testimony , the one from the Muay Thai Kru that at Light Heavyweight was telling you about my skil level ? You seem to have a Selective Memory .
I remember you blowing it grossly out of proportion and even then his report spoke of you gassing.
Damn Shum, how the hell much laundry do you have?
Gis take extra-long to dry. Gold weaves especially.
Why, you puke shit all over it or something?
Because you spew an awful lot of it, ya know.
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I have never once misprepresented myself, and certainly not to the extent that you and your pet musk-ox have.
Actually , Tigetfly dosent give out advic on how to LOOK like anything . Her advice is PURELY performance Oriented , and she can do everything she says . So go tell Rulon Gardener (whos fatter than TF) that he cant Fight , or have good Cardio because hes Fat . Tigerfly says Ride the Bike on HIIT for X amount of time, and you can bet that she can do it .
All I have is you pulling out Rulon Gardener’s name with no actual corellation to TigerFly, and your assertion of the truth. We all know how much value THAT holds.
So theres nothign at ALL wrong with his line of reasoning .
Must I draw you a chart?
NONE of whom you could beat in a fight . Pick any of the ppl that actually have met me and have actual Respect to have trained with me . Yould lose to ANY of them .
How many people HAVE you ripped off with your self-taught detrious?
[QUOTE=MrMcFu]Just because they gave you some fitness advice that worked out for you doesn’t mean they are not full of shit about other things.
Actually we redesignd his entire Regimen , rom Diet to Principles to Lifting schedules and Cardio . It wasnt just a “Little Advice” he trusted her with his success and she delivered . otherwise hewouldnt have bothered .
Are you forgetting all the incidents in Djimbe’s signature?
Most of the shit in my sig is so far from accurate as to be laughable . Id love if it actually represented the Truth of each of those situations , however . And the ones that are accurate are even funnier ! Becauxe guess what ? I CAN whup Matt Thornton . So what ? Nothing there is all that “far out"anmyway . Someone asked me what sould I do If Royce Gracie tried o Choke me oput , and I said something like " Break his arm like any other fucker half my size trying to hurt me !” And that what I WOULD do . It wasnt Rickson , not that Itd have changed the statement , but it shows you what the fucking idiot that did that knows .
putting words in ppls mouths , if its th ONLY way you can “Win” I guess its what you resort to . When youre losing the Argument , change it o suit you .
All the out of control flame wars?
Excuse me but the “Flamewars” were as much Shumagoraths fault as ANYONE elses .
Shum, this will never end. Djimbe will have the absolute last word on everything and accepts a non-response as affirmation of his line of reasoning. At the sametime, his knobby boy Klasanov will also join in this circle jerk of chi-fagetry until the Djimbe is finished. He has been thoroughly discredited. There is nothing more to do here but waste time.
I remember some of the crap you guys said and this was not all of it, Djimbe. TF once told me she didn’t have to do a technique because she ‘knew’ it would work because of the underlying principles. WT groundfighting spews the same sort of bullshit. I remember the 1,100 deadlift and the whole Matt Thorton thing too. Maybe you can fool some of the new people here.
Excuse me but the “Flamewars” were as much Shumagoraths fault as ANYONE elses .
The common denominator in most of them was TF and yourself.
I have withheld saying anything about you or to you until now, since I see you haven’t changed since your return.
This is what I think:
I have come to believe you two have some kind of psychological/emotional disorder related to your online personas. Your inability to let go of lies (coupled with your return to bullshido) tells me you are needing acceptence and approval of your training methods and ergo chi fantasies from a website notorious for shooting down crap. This fact, along with a scientific breakdown of your typing style which shows deliberate mistakes, caplitalization, spelling and punctuation errors makes me think you and your wife have constructed a fantasy land of a ‘larger than life’ man whose immense size is actually a hinderance that others should understand and sympathize with. Of course your wife has overcome this by her intense training and superior methods, regardless of her weight problems. In my opinion, this has made you a McDojo/Bullshido victim in that you attend a school which will cuddle your bruised self-esteem by encouraging this type of thinking.
At one point, I almost believed the things you typed, but the lies were just too much.
How do we know that?
Why do you assume they are not genetically gifted?
Her plan doesn’t work for her to get the same level of results as emevas gets, how do we know it is because she has bad genetics and emevas are average? Could it be hers are average and his extra ordinary?
See how stupid it becomes when genetics come into play? Saying TF looks the way she does because of a genetics is just as much a cop out of saying emevas looks the way he does because of genetics.
And djimbe does but out tons of bullshit but some of it is dead on. Thats the biggest problem.
Most the posters here have the courtesy to be correct all the time or full of shit all the time. Djimbe is only full of shit 70-80% of the time.
When he is not arguing with someone about (insert standard argument as it relates to djimbe) I find myself nodding my head when reading his posts, its just that more oft than not he gets engaged with someone and he starts spewing more and more retarded shit and it is hard to take him seriously after that.
DISCLAIMER
Matt Thornton knows NOTHING about the way that I Train , Ive never workedopenly with him , no shared any of MY knowledge with him . The entiirety of my experience was as a willing participant of HIS methods , and I followed Orders totally , not offering up ANY of my training history even as a SUGGESTION .
Any claim by ANYONE to the contrary is clearly False .
Exactly. I good point I failed to mention in my post.