[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2952154]You sound like a nerd. It’s more fun this way, trust me.
You can’t just speculate all day. You have to throw your ideas into the flames.
My great grandfather, William Morris Davis, was the father of American geography and geomorphology. It runs in the family, I can tell you.
Doctor of Science actually, and I’m making great progress. I’ll write about it someday and I plan to make sure to include Bullshido.[/QUOTE]
Wing Chun is like a handgun. Portable, concealable and instantly lethal.
Wing Chun Prime
I have a plan to make wing chun the deadly street tested art that it deserves to be. I will be picking fights in public with random members of the public I encounter by chance. I will only use wing chun-based principles such as bong sau, lop sau, poon sau, Wu sau and siu Nim tau. Once I achieve consistent victories in no holes barred combat, I will then transmit the successful methodology to others and thus the system Wing Chun Prime will be born.
Comments are welcome, however I will not tolerate any criticism or mockery of wing chun or my boy Yip Man.
Edit title please? Meant to be wing chun not chin
[QUOTE=BKR;2953170]Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.[/QUOTE]
You like?
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;2953173]Lol at thread title. I hope you can fight better than you spell.[/QUOTE]
I only misspelled one word. I’m pretty smart.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2953175]That’s not true. They welcome comments.
As long as you’re not one of those Mongolian anti-wallers.[/QUOTE
Edit thread title please Sir?
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2953176]Simpsons already did it.
//youtu.be/ORBgNjm2K0w
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How can I edit the title to fix the spelling? I don’t want the guys on here to think I’m stupid.
[QUOTE=submessenger;2953195]It may be too late for that, but I fixed it for you, regardless.[/QUOTE]
Thank you good Sir!! I extend a hearty chain punch in your honour! May master Yip bless and watch over you.
[QUOTE=Holy Moment;2953242]You’ll have to figure out a way to not cry every time you get hit.[/QUOTE]
I won’t cry, I’m a grown man and a born fighter. My sifu even said I’m a tough cookie.
[QUOTE=BKR;2953170]Sounds like menu at Chinese restaurant.[/QUOTE]
So what do you think? How many street victories should I record before I start drafting a syllabus for instructing others?
[QUOTE=scipio;2953238]Thank you for you Ip Man blessing, I’m sure Submessenger has benefited from it - could you also extend his blessing to other members of the forum?[/QUOTE]
No, you do karate, the stiff-armed brute style of the Japanese empire, despised by Master Yip.
And the other night, I took a hard right cross to the face from a tough Mike Tyson-like individual no problem.
[QUOTE=SneakyGoblin;2953288]One should do it.
After your victory be sure to state your name and address to the camera, so we know it’s you. Once you’ve done that, be sure to send copies of the vid to the local police department- they will be able to verify your win with an appropriate paper trail.[/QUOTE]
I’m definitely gonna need more than one fight on record. I want to vary the background scenery a bit, having one fight on a subway platform, one in a public bathroom, one in a seedy bar, etc.
What kind of mouth guard do you guys recommend?
[QUOTE=BKR;2953309]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapstick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stage_combat[/QUOTE]
Um, excuse me but Wing Chun was designed for the cold hard reality of the streets and survival, where it’s kill or be killed. It couldn’t be further from theater fantasy l.
[QUOTE=ermghoti;2953347]Penis[/QUOTE]
Come on, seriously! Shock Doctor, Brain Pad, Everlast?
When you think about it, Yip Man was like a Jedi master, which makes Wing Chun The Force!
[QUOTE=ermghoti;2953413]What I’m saying is that if you’re going to rely on Chun for self defense, you’re really going to want to sharpen your felatio skills.[/QUOTE]
Sir, that is direct mockery of wing Chun, and therefore completely out of bounds. Wing Chun is for hand to hand combat in streets and dark alleys. It has nothing to do with oral sex.
[QUOTE=ermghoti;2953426]I can pretty much guarantee that fellacio works better in a dark alley than chun does.[/QUOTE]
If yip man was here right now he’d uproot you and take away your center line.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2953431]Only to be destroyed all over again.[/QUOTE]
Bro, why you gotta draw attention to my embarrassing spelling mistake? That’s not what martial men of Kung Fu honor do.