Dear Aeso:

Who would win in a grudge match between Ronin69 and Knightmare?

Before you respond, here are the conditions:

Knightmare gets to choose a side of Ronin’s body that he can’t attack with or see out of. So if he chose Ronin’s left, Ronin would have to close his left eye and not do any punched or kicks with his left limbs, but he can block.

Who would win this one-sided match?

oh, shut up.

That’s easy, son. The viewers.