Could you kick Bruce Lee's ass?

Yes or no?

Buttsecks.
With your mother.
Last night.
Hubba hubba.

He had the back. I took the front.

Your mother has very poofy lips, btw.

He’s dead. So yes. Yes I could.

It really depends on his level of decomposition. If all that remains is a skeleton, then you couldn’t kick his ass because he no longer has an ass for you to kick.

When DON’T I have the back these days… not that that’s a bad thing.

Cute kid, where can I get his number?

Seriously, I thought “buttsecks” was pretty self-explanitory.

Too many degrees of wrong there, just tooooooo many.

It is my station in this world.

please ban thunderfoot FOREVER

I just, not 2 minutes ago, flamed a n00b for starting a thread in YMAS that was almost as stupid and pointless as this one, and I’m all out of synonyms for “stupid”! I blew my wad. I saw “who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris or Jean Claude Van Dam,” and I thought, “It can’t get more retarded than that. Not in one day. There just isn’t that much ‘moron’ to go around.” I was wrong.

thunderfoot:

I hope you taste your own blood when you die. I hope it’s soon.

The sad part is the day isn’t even close to done.

On a serious note, the fourth letter of the alphabet is B.

Think about it.

I’m not sure about his number, but he posts here as “Thunderfoot”… so maybe he’ll reply to you.

… btw, I thought you were hookin up wit Karate_princes :toothy3:

I can’t be tied down with a single girl. Or boy for that matter.

Go fucking swallow rat poison and kill yourself, you asswpie.

Stop licking your mother’s bloody panties.

Please ban yourself from life forever. :XXbazooka

Glad to see Thunderface off to a good start here at Bullshido.

Tell me, what style is ‘sdfsdf’?